2006-09-11 06:35:24 · 15 answers · asked by ? 6 in Society & Culture ➔ Other - Society & Culture
Three empty toilet paper tubes, remnants of a well-used Mexican rubber gas mask, 814 cigarette butts, half of a McDonalds No.2 Value Meal, used booger vaults, a broken buggy whip, tampax residue (wrapped and unwrapped and rewrapped), thumb tacks with partial thumbs still attached, three empty Budweiser cans, partially devoured remains of an ex-parrot, a TV Guide from 1988 with Kathie Lee Gifford on the cover (smeared in brown), a flier from The Watchtower with "Federal Jehovahs Witness Relocation Program" scrawled in blood, 14 semen-soaked Kleenex (mine), eight unused condoms with expiration dates well-surpassed (also mine), one used disposable douche, well-wrapped (not mine, nor is it Manfred Mann's), a parking ticket for my water buffalo, one pair of extremely soiled underwear (kick-boxers), an autographed publicity photo of Mothra, one overused airline vomit bag, half a cannoli, a penguin trap w/penguin, and hundreds of assorted unmentionables.
It's a good thing the local BioHazard Unit picked up the trash yesterday or this might be a pretty grotesque list.
2006-09-11 09:30:24 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Well, I'll tell you about the used Q-Tips and the empty can of hairspray. I really don't think you want descriptive details on the rest. Good luck with this question!
2006-09-11 13:38:04 · answer #2 · answered by curious 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Just emptied it. But it usually has kleenex and floss and the odd wrapper. I think you have a good question here.
2006-09-11 13:39:07 · answer #3 · answered by mike t 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Five decimated ears of unicorn on the cob, and an empty can of Cheez Whiz.
2006-09-11 21:01:01 · answer #4 · answered by bunjibear777 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Used cat litter and an empty shampoo bottle.
2006-09-11 13:36:53 · answer #5 · answered by MЯ BAIT™ 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ur momz holy ****...man y u wanna know.well theres alot of used bathroom tissue n den its wrapper of soap.a used safety n hair n cut nails n lighter almost empty n pack of cigarettes n......list goes on!!!
2006-09-11 13:39:27 · answer #6 · answered by ash 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Booger rags!
2006-09-11 13:38:03 · answer #7 · answered by CATHOLIC PRIEST!! 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
used tissues, used pantyliners, the plastic applicator to tampons, tampon wrappers, q-tips, cotton balls, and the bag that the toilet paper rolls came in...hey u wanted to know.
2006-09-11 13:40:38 · answer #8 · answered by bleh 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
All kinds of unethical stuff! You want me to mail it to you?
2006-09-11 13:37:56 · answer #9 · answered by Retarded Dave 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hmmm....an empty roll of tissue.
2006-09-11 13:37:12 · answer #10 · answered by sassybree1979 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋