name ten ways to lose a job?

Answer 1

try to sleep with your boss
steal from work
come to work in your pjs
dont go to work
sleep at work
go to work naked
invite your boss to join you for lunch but then dotn show up
kill you boss
deficate on any ones desk while they are sitting their
if you work in a restruant tell a patron that you sneeze on their food after they have eaten it.


good luck with loosing your job.

Answer 2

1. Come to work dressed as the Joker
2. Passionately defend Mr. Bush.
3. Pick your nose everytime a collegue or THE BOSS speaks to u.
4. Sleep conspicuously at your desk regularly.
5. Ramble about the St. Louis Cardinals all day.
6. Pretend like you've speech impediment
7. Declare war against the new employee guidelines
8. Yell, "Fire" in the board room and then run around throwing your limbs like a mad man.
9. Give a roundhouse kick to your boss's face.
10. Get 'caught' beating it off to your silky secretary's mugshot.

Answer 3

I will try for ten but these are the first that come to mind...
always be late
disrespect the boss
fight a co-worker
dont show up
always call in sick
dont do the work properly
treat the customers bad
dress very unappropriately
sexually harrass others
take long breaks/lunches

Answer 4

1. Talk on your cell phone for hours at a time.
2. do your nails and toenails at work- polish and all
3. Answer the phone-"yeah?"
4. Every time your boss says your name- say "What?!" Like he is interrupting your day
5. Ask about a break Every hour.
6. Call in sick on Fridays and Mondays
7. Spill coffee on something important or expensive.
8. Fall asleep after lunch.
9. Start bringing your dog or cat to work with you- because it has diarrhea.
10. be a no call no show, if they ask, tell them you forgot you had a job.

Answer 5

1. take lots of leaves
2. Dont respect your seniors
3. Behave improperly to lady staffs
4. Riddicule your customers or clients
5. Come late..go earlier
6. Never finish your job at right time
7. 'Earn more'..while u work thru bribing
8. Quarrel with other staffs
9. Always blame your officers publically

and if these all fails....

10. Kick your boss

Answer 6

1 call in sick alot
2 fall asleep while supposed to be working
3 do not do the work right
4 insult customers or co worker's
5 refuse to work assigned
6 mess up the file system and blame it on someone else
7 do not show up for work
8 flirt with the boss's wife/husband
9 do not take messages correctly
10 do not give mail to boss
why not go there , if you dont like job ,quit

Answer 7

be rude to your boss
dont show up for work
show up for work late everyday
dont do your work that should be done @ work
leave early from work everyday
steal from work
have your friends show up @ your job alot
have relations w/ someone @ the office
talk on the phone alot while @ work
stay on the computer alot while @ work

I have NEVER done any of these , but have seen them done

Answer 8

tell ur boss that
you cant work with him because
he didnt brush his teeth
hahahha
good luck