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2006-09-11 05:39:57 · 19 answers · asked by Anonymous in Games & Recreation ➔ Other - Games & Recreation
How much wood would a woodchuck chuck
if a woodchuck could chuck wood?
The answer to this age old question has perplexed people for eons.
Part of the reason the question is so difficult to answer is that the amount of wood that woodchucks would chuck on a given day varies greatly with the seasons and with the metabolisms of any individual woodchuck.
Modern internet technology has advanced to the point that we can reliably monitor the amount a woodchuck chucks in real time.
The results of this monitoring are shown below. Please note that the numbers vary due to the dispositions of the woodchucks involved.
Attention: Woodchucks don't chuck unless you use Microsoft Internet Explorer as your browser.... Netscape scares them.
Average amount of wood a woodchuck would chuck in a given day
666 butt cords of wood.
Median amount of wood a woodchuck could chuck in a given hour
592 butt cords of wood.
Record high for woodchuck wood chucking of 366 butt cords
was attained on .6-15-1996
2006-09-11 05:47:11 · answer #1 · answered by dreamdress2 6 · 1⤊ 3⤋
A woodchuck would chuck as much wood as a woodchuck could chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood.
2006-09-11 12:41:34 · answer #2 · answered by stigma138 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
none
but then again...
IF wood chuck SHOULD chuck a wood then wood chuck could chuck as much wood chuck should
2006-09-11 13:08:12 · answer #3 · answered by Mrs. JSV 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
A woodchuck CAN chuck wood; he's just too damned lazy.
2006-09-11 12:46:13 · answer #4 · answered by x 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
As much wood as a woodchuck could chuck, if a woodchuck could chuck wood, but a woodchuck really can't chuck wood or could he? I'll ask Chuck.................. 2pts
2006-09-11 12:45:30 · answer #5 · answered by backhome101 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
however much wood a woodchuck could chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood.
2006-09-11 12:42:00 · answer #6 · answered by Evo_Morales 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
About 3 2X4's worth
2006-09-11 12:41:37 · answer #7 · answered by JD 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋
i dont know but what if wood could a wood chuck chuck could chuck wood could a wood chuck chuck could wood could wood chuck???
2006-09-11 12:43:40 · answer #8 · answered by Maria 5 · 0⤊ 2⤋
you would chuck any wood until he gets health benefits, and takes a two hour break. union!
2006-09-11 12:42:08 · answer #9 · answered by Spaceman 6 · 0⤊ 1⤋
I believe it would be about 1.3 lbs wood per day.
2006-09-11 12:41:32 · answer #10 · answered by bumpbox.com 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋