I need slang?

Question

I need slang words for the male and female body parts.

Answer 1

oh goodness.

here is some for the men!
baby-maker, bald-headed hermit, baloney, banana, battering ram, bayonet, belly-ruffian, best leg of three, blacksnake, blowtorch, blueskin, bobtail, broomstick, bum-tickler, bush-eater, bushwhacker, co ck, crack-hunter,cracksman, creamstick,
crimson-chitterling, dagger, dick, dickory dock, dipstick, dribbling dart, dropping member, drumstick,eel, eye-opener, family organ, forefinger, tool, gapstopper, garden-engine, generation tool, giggle-stick, girlometer, gravy giver, gravy-maker, gut-stick, hair-divider, hair-splitter, hammer, hanging Johnny, hoe-handle, honey-pot cleaver, hunk of meat, Irish root, ,jack-in-the-box, jerking-iron, joy knob, joy-stick, kidney-scraper, ladies' lollipop, live sausage, lizard, love-dart, lung-disturber, matrimonial peacemaker, meat, member, merrymaker, middle leg, milkman, muscle of love, old blind Bob, old Hornington, old Horny, old slimy, one-eyed milkman, one-eyed worm, peacemaker, pecker, pile-driver, pisser, plugtail, pointer, poontanger, pork sword, , prick, pride and joy, raw meat, reamer, red hot poker, rump-splitter, Saint Peter, schlong, short-arm, Sir Martin Wagstaff, skin flute, snake in the grass, stretcher, sugar-stick, sweet-meat, tally-whacker, third leg, tickler, tickle-tail, tube-steak, Uncle Dick, unruly member, whanger,whore-pipe, and willie

for the woman,
artichoke, bank (ya know the place you make a deposit), beaver,bearded clam, beef curtains, box, the underbrush, coochie, Cookie, Cooter, Cu nt, fur burger, hair pie, muff, muffin, nooky, piss flaps, p ussy, split, queef maker, snatch, ****, enchanted garden, mound, mole hole, my girl, temple, furry being, nether regions, hush-hush, deep sea, velvet crevice, velvet pocket, trap, sweet meats, meat napkin, rattlesnake canyon, wizard's sleeve, y-clef, man catcher, and baby getter.

Answer 2

Weenie, Wang, Ding-a-Ling, Pecker, Thingie, Pipe,
Weener Wacker

Answer 3

Gertrude and Thomas

Answer 4

Tuna Taco

Big Willy

Answer 5

Lovestick...

Lovetunnel...

Answer 6

well, most of the words for those are voulgar and rude and someone on here would get reported for using them in an answer.

Answer 7

fanny for the female knob for the boy part

Answer 8

Pecker wrecker. I always like that one don't ask why.

Answer 9

joystick

love oven

Answer 10

schlong

muff