What's the funniest thing you could tell?

Question

It's a sad day 9/11 I think we all need to smile and not be sad and depressed....

Answer 1

okay! I had called into a radio station one time and I won some money.When the lady told me to tell all my family and friends the # 1 station. I just said okay I will.The lady was quite for a minute,and she said well tell them now.I said oh,then I told the views the # 1 station,because how many of my family and friends are listening.My family thought that was funny

Answer 2

i call my dog pig.she's fat.