A- God!...bloody gurdles I bought six of em yesterday an I cant bloody find one!
B- 2 Groats!...How d'you get passed the Bouncer!?!
C- What d'ya mean its dull crap Hipolita's havin a wail of a time with a donkey and Othello''s shaggin his mum!
D- I know you like dressing in drag mate!....but you might scare the king away!
2006-09-11 02:38:39 · 14 answers · asked by Anonymous in Arts & Humanities ➔ Theater & Acting
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2006-09-11 02:40:15 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Definitely "A"
He may also have coined the phrase "But I'm a Lady!" when teaching the young boys how to play Juliet, Desdemona, Viola, Beatrice, etc.,etc., etc.!
2006-09-12 06:33:59 · answer #2 · answered by Huckleberry Finn 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Has anyone else noticed that 99.9% of humor supposedly derived from Shakespeare and his works isn't remotely funny...?
2006-09-11 23:52:08 · answer #3 · answered by shkspr 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
None of the above?
2006-09-11 09:41:58 · answer #4 · answered by Peter 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
A...definately. although I think he might have used slightly different wording.
2006-09-11 10:02:47 · answer #5 · answered by Jennifer B 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha Ha! I like C. But they are all pretty good.
2006-09-11 09:41:09 · answer #6 · answered by haiku_katie 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
None of the above, but "what fools these mortals be" pretty well covers it!
2006-09-11 09:40:53 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 1⤋
"When bad jokes come, they come not in single spies, but in battalions"
from his most well known: Hamlet
2006-09-11 14:36:59 · answer #8 · answered by Grody Jicama 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Definately D.
It's like him to say so.
2006-09-11 09:41:49 · answer #9 · answered by kinny 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I think he would have said 'I DON'T BELIVE IT' in his best Victor Meldrew voice.
2006-09-11 09:48:53 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
D- I suppose, but he would have been slightly more subtle about it!
2006-09-13 11:30:42 · answer #11 · answered by Amanda K 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋