I was eating some toast when a ninja jumped down from the ceiling, took my toast, and started dancing around as he sang "I'm a cucumber." so i took out some cheese and shot him.
2006-09-11 02:05:00 · 35 answers · asked by daveman 1 in Dining Out ➔ Fast Food
Cheese will work if they take your toast....but toast will not work if they take your cheese, you have to use eggs. God I hate that when it happens. Darn Ningas...so rude.
2006-09-12 01:01:48 · answer #1 · answered by R W 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Well, it sounds like you know exactly what happened. I'm guessing that you could have just gone up to the ninja and took a bite of him...that is if he was indeed a cucumber.
2006-09-11 10:53:30 · answer #2 · answered by Amy J 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
What happened? According to you, you shot a ninja with some cheese.
2006-09-11 02:11:27 · answer #3 · answered by dumpling 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
don't think so. I was in the other room & I saw you take out the cheese whiz & miss & it squirted all over the wall & was dripping down onto the floor & when you got up to chase the ninja, you slipped in the cheese & that's when i ran in to help you up but you had cheese whiz all over your hands so I had to leave you lying there cuz I couldn't miss Dr. Phil again. sorry.
2006-09-11 14:15:01 · answer #4 · answered by Forever 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ooohhh Man Can I have some of that toast too?
2006-09-11 07:22:27 · answer #5 · answered by Dennis K 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Well you could have poured some ranch dressing on him and made a cucumber salad
2006-09-11 02:11:54 · answer #6 · answered by booboo 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Cheese was a good choice. Got anymore?
2006-09-11 02:33:41 · answer #7 · answered by Jessie P 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
sounds like you need Popeye to come,down a can of spinach & go get your toast back for you!!!
2006-09-14 03:52:56 · answer #8 · answered by Tired Old Man 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Considering what you normally do with cucumbers, this may have been your best move.
2006-09-15 18:31:16 · answer #9 · answered by mydog8my_screenname 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
He read your mind and wanted to join the circus to become a hair dresser.
2006-09-11 13:04:08 · answer #10 · answered by Amber D 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋