Did you know that Bush once wrote his own speech?

Question

He sent it to the White House staff for proof reading. Here is the note they sent back.
"Mr. President, we have reviewed your speech and have enclosed some suggestions for your consideration.
1. The term is "illegal immigration", not "ill eagle immigration" and it has nothing to do with sick eagles from Mexico spreading the Bird Flu.
2. We suggest you leave out the part about the "New Crusade against facist Islam". Crusades tend to make even moderate Muslims a bit nervous.
3. The term is "Axis of Evil", not "Axle of Evil", and the concept has nothing to do with the band "Guns N Roses" having links to terrorism, as you state in your speech.
4. The "Tobacco Lobby" is not a chat room on Yahoo.

We hope this clarifies some things for you. Other than the above, great speech!

Sincerely,
The White House Staff

Answer 1

Thanks for a laugh on Monday morning. That is very funny and the sad part is you know conversations like that have taken place at 1600 Pennsylvania Ave. You can just see Cheney whacking himself on the front of his forehead with his palm and fuming as he walks out of the room in disgust.

Answer 2

Most of the politicians all over the world have their ghost writers.

Answer 3

I wonder if he knows if his buddy John Howard is the PM of Australia and NOT Austria???

Answer 4

That's funny.
But Clinton's real speeches are even funnier.
They are jokes.

Answer 5

But did he ever wipe his own bum? Or is that Tony Blairs job?

Answer 6

This is great for a laugh.

Answer 7

i dont believe that
Bush cant even write those wrong things

Answer 8

I bet you made that up.

Answer 9

bush, his familly must be so pround of him

Answer 10

its really funny