2006-09-11 00:03:06 · 22 answers · asked by Anonymous in Beauty & Style ➔ Fashion & Accessories
Have you tried velcro?
2006-09-11 00:05:12 · answer #1 · answered by Ray 7 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Don't use a thong! The reason why men like to see them on women is for that very reason! If you don't like the feel of that don't wear them cause they will always ride up your butt crack.
2006-09-11 00:09:48 · answer #2 · answered by tjinjapan 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
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2006-09-11 00:34:30 · answer #3 · answered by Any Key! Push Me 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
U cld wear regular undies...the huge cotton grandma type. Guaranteed not to slip into your crack, unless u have a huge butt.
2006-09-11 00:21:30 · answer #4 · answered by Melissa 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
i think thongs are horrible and trashy, french knickers are much more comfy and look sexier dan dat **** u people stick up ur crack, or even if u want something more comfier wear girls boxers- da best things invented
2006-09-11 04:06:08 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
If it is uncomfortable start wearing different panties. What do you really expect a thong to do? That is kinda how they are designed to fit.
2006-09-11 00:08:30 · answer #6 · answered by jaden2003 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
If you have the right size you will be fine and only have to pull it back out very little otherwise don't wear one,but from your question I think you have the wraong size,mostlikey to small
2006-09-11 00:07:19 · answer #7 · answered by s_d_wadham 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
read long interesting books whilst straining on the toilet, or get pregnant several times. you will develop enough piles to keep your thong held in place.
2006-09-11 00:07:30 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
theyre sposed to do that honey. I'd suggest not wearing a thong.
2006-09-11 01:34:36 · answer #9 · answered by Whitney K 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Super-glue?
2006-09-11 00:04:19 · answer #10 · answered by dj8t4 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Wahhh think about something to blame like that chocolate cream pie that caused all this. Or buy underwear with coverage. (/|\)
love mom
2006-09-11 00:09:55 · answer #11 · answered by momsapplepeye 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋