2006-09-10 23:56:34 · 12 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Other - Entertainment
my girlfriend and i were talking about it, and she said we should share everything. so i farted. she was fine with it! but her dad was mortified, as were the rest of the congregation. i shouldn't have lit it, but i was showing off.
2006-09-11 00:02:29 · answer #1 · answered by orhyswilliams 3 · 0⤊ 2⤋
I recall a teammate on my mens league hockey did not notice a little old lady and he lifted his leg and let go a bomb I never seen anyone get so embarrassed also a guy I knew played in the bigs one guy missed some time due to burned suffered igniting blue angels with a lighter the team said he a injury other than burns
2014-07-29 15:40:53 · answer #2 · answered by pat 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I remember being in junior school. We were all in assembly hall, and every one was quiet listening to the teacher. When I did a loud rumpah that seemed to emanate from nowhere. Shocked myself, and I was so embarrassed. I must have blushed bright red till my cheeks burned, because everyone looked at me. Some were laughing. I tried saying it was my shoes rubbing on the wooden floor, but no one believed me.
2006-09-11 00:05:04 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
Not me but my mother, she has always been such a "lady", one day she bent over to get something out of the fridge, the whole family was there and she let rip, we laughed so hard we cried, that was a couple of years ago, and everytime we all get together we still laugh about it!! Her response was 'even the queen must have wind sometimes', while blushing to the roots of her hair!! I still love her though. Go mum
2006-09-11 00:15:01 · answer #4 · answered by Swampy_Bogtrotter 4 · 5⤊ 0⤋
On a first date - had just got her back to mine - she was in my room and as I got off the bed to get a drink, a long squealer slipped out - two tone, nice length, good pitch with a smell to match! She left about 10 minutes later...
2006-09-11 00:06:17 · answer #5 · answered by Steve 2 · 3⤊ 0⤋
Me and my brother were at my uncles funeral at the church he let out the loudest rasper Ive ever heard and he blamed me, but the worst thing i was laughing my head off and i couldn't stop
2006-09-11 02:03:28 · answer #6 · answered by Rock 2 · 3⤊ 0⤋
when my ex-bf stayed over my place
i had alot of coke dat dinner & i was farting d whole nyt
funny thing was i acted like i didnt hear a fart... & it wasnt just one.. it was way lots of farts
2006-09-11 01:17:38 · answer #7 · answered by 2D1iLuV 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
It always happens when I'm sleeping over somewhere. Seems like the more people are in that room, the worse it is.
2006-09-11 00:09:10 · answer #8 · answered by diskkidd 3 · 1⤊ 1⤋
in front of my sons teacher at an open evening
2006-09-10 23:59:21 · answer #9 · answered by littlepiglette 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
In a yoga class -I never went back!
2006-09-11 00:02:09 · answer #10 · answered by J C 3 · 4⤊ 0⤋