2006-09-10 20:26:54 · 8 answers · asked by lisa s 2 in Society & Culture ➔ Other - Society & Culture
A family is sitting around the supper table.
The son asks his father, "Dad, how many kinds of breasts are there?"
The father, surprised, answers, "Well, son, there are three kinds of breasts.
In her twenties,a woman's breasts are like melons, round and firm.
In her thirties to forties, they are like pears, still nice but hanging a bit.
After fifty, they are like onions."
"Onions?"
"Yes, see them and they make you cry."
This infuriates the wife and daughter so the daughter asks, "Mum, how many kind of penises are there?"
The mother smiles,looks at her husband and answers, "Well,dear, a man goes through three phases.
In a man's twenties, his penis is like an oak, mighty and hard.
In his thirties and forties, it is like a birch, flexible but reliable.
After his fifties, it is like a Christmas tree."
"A Christmas tree?"
"Yes, dead from the root up & the balls are there for decoration only!"
2006-09-13 06:04:51 · answer #1 · answered by giko 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
If you tell a joke about Steve Irwin while his 8-year-old daughter is crying herself to sleep every night then I will hate you forever and ever.
2006-09-11 03:29:41 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Cracking a steve irwin joke will be your sickest attempt at humour ever.
2006-09-11 03:37:50 · answer #3 · answered by daffythecoolestduck 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Why is a Taliban better than a balloon? A Taliban can blow himself up.
How does the UN plan on ending world wide corruption? By disbanding.
2006-09-11 03:40:53 · answer #4 · answered by gregory_dittman 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
you need a politically incorrect joke... need! Interesting and sad at the same time
2006-09-11 03:32:06 · answer #5 · answered by tay_jen1 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Come on honey, you already proposed two and got at least two more in your answers! Enough already ...... let Steve and his family be for a bit.
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2006-09-11 03:30:06 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
I think I may have already answered your question; however, go to my profile and see my first joke/question listed.
2006-09-13 19:46:00 · answer #7 · answered by J 5 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Bad form, man; bad form.
2006-09-11 03:34:11 · answer #8 · answered by Lonnie P 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋