Well…why? I just can't figure it out>>>
2006-09-10 19:22:14 · 17 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
I don't know why, but it drives me nuts. People are starting to think I'm some crazy bird lady with pigeon crap and feathers everywhere.
2006-09-11 09:56:38 · answer #1 · answered by NA 6 · 3⤊ 0⤋
Uh-oh! This reminds me of a joke...
Stevie Ray enters the Pearly Gates of Heaven, and Jimi Hendrix is there waiting for him. Stevie is excited and asks how things are up there.
Jimi says, "Well, it's okay."
Stevie says, "What do you mean? There's a heavenly rock band, right?"
Jimi says, "Well...ye-e-es, might as well go on and sit in."
So the MC announces, "Let's give it up for Stevie Ray Vaughan, everybody! How about if the band plays "CLOSE TO YOU"!
"Allright!", Stevie thought, "they do MY songs up here!"
Then he hears, "One, Two..." and looks over to see Karen Carpenter on drums!!!!
2006-09-10 20:05:13 · answer #2 · answered by ? 6 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Like that movie Nine to Five with Lilly Tomlin and the bluebirds
2006-09-10 19:31:41 · answer #3 · answered by ? 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Uh-oh! This reminds me of a joke...
Stevie Ray enters the Pearly Gates of Heaven, and Jimi Hendrix is there waiting for him. Stevie is excited and asks how things are up there.
Jimi says, "Well, it's okay."
Stevie says, "What do you mean? There's a heavenly rock band, right?"
Jimi says, "Well...ye-e-es, might as well go on and sit in."
So the MC announces, "Let's give it up for Stevie Ray Vaughan, everybody! How about if the band plays "CLOSE TO YOU"!
"Allright!", Stevie thought, "they do MY songs up here!"
Then he hears, "One, Two..." and looks over to see Karen Carpenter on drums!!!!
It's okay if you don't get it.
(Another, different "Close to You" was done by Stevie Ray)
2006-09-11 06:17:53 · answer #4 · answered by Melissa C 5 · 0⤊ 2⤋
%. one: a. i'm Snow White. b. i'm a hobo and that i carry birdseed in my wallet. c. "superb to fulfill you, my call is Mitch Brenner...Oh, no! cover your face!! Now! Now!" d. those are buzzards and that i'm lifeless. e. you have a Karen chippie fixation. LMAO! Why is that this question even under the Pets-Birds class???
2016-12-12 06:21:30 · answer #5 · answered by erke 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
The vultures? I am told I am a little too stealthy.
2006-09-10 19:57:47 · answer #6 · answered by Ragnarok 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
get out of the worm pit, birds want to be close to the worms. get out and you won't feel alfreds presence.
2006-09-10 19:43:12 · answer #7 · answered by sllyjo 5 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Good question. He's probably got crumbs in his hand.
2006-09-10 19:25:00 · answer #8 · answered by Ocean 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
They long to be close to you.
2006-09-10 19:46:17 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Just like me, they long to be
Close to you!
2006-09-10 19:25:50 · answer #10 · answered by Heathery Lane 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋