Would replacing Dick Cheney with a wise-cracking sockpuppet help improve Bush's tepid approval ratings?

Answer 1

At this point even Triumph the Insult dog would improve Bush's rating, actually I think Triumph would overthrow Bush and be a better president for it.

Answer 2

I thought Dick Cheney WAS a wise cracking sock puppet! Damn... I was wondering why they'd give a puppet a gun liscence. I just put it down to the horrifically lax gun laws.
However, I tend to think most of George W's cabinet (including himself) are of the puppet like persuasion anyway. So I don't suppose it would really make a difference...
Unless they start thier own kids show. In which case Georgy had better learn to hold the books the right way round.

Answer 3

Europeans in particular LOVE puppets, so it might help international relations!

I think the sock puppet might want the same deal as Cheney got though. He'd get to make all the decisions in exchange for lucrative no-bid contracts in Iraq and Afghanistan.

Answer 4

Replacing Cheney with a wise-cracking....won't improve Bush's ratings. He is half thru his second term. Doubt that anything would improve them as long as the Iraqi War is still going like it is.

Answer 5

I was about to suggest replacing Bush with a ventriloquist dummy instead, but then I realized that nobody would notice the difference.

Answer 6

If you wanted to impress those who only watch Comedy Central then yes. Otherwise you would lose all serious people who are trying to help the country instead of divide it with questions like this.

Answer 7

No you can't. Dick Cheney IS THE PRESIDENT. It's the reason why he's in an undisclosed location.

Answer 8

The only thing that will improve Bush's ratings is Bush himself.

Answer 9

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Answer 10

how cool- i SEE where you're going with this...

and maybe, even BIG BIRD, but maybe playing a guitar...yeah, like upbeat folksongs about how great America is and stuff.

ok, let me run it by some people and we'll do lunch.