I actually a while back, I was at my dads house and he was throwin a small party. Me and my friend ended up fistfighting. Then, you know what HAD to FN happen...CRYING DRUNK.
Then to top it off, I went down the street and started beeting on the new $3 million dollar COURTHOUSE . Not to sound like a bad ***, beleive you me, if anyone came out I'da sobered up real fast.
Then I walked into a 5-7 foot deep creek. Man, what fun!!!!, but let's hear one from you.....
2006-09-10
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told someone who was not my boyfriend I love them in front of my boyfriend.
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i called a ex boyfriend & him mom answered the phone she told me he was in the shower
I said ok I 'll hold on.she told me she would have him to call me. he called me back & that was the best time we were spent on the phone to bad I was drunk . lol
2006-09-10 18:52:34
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answered by Anonymous
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Went home with a girl I met at a bar. Had sex. Woke up the next day next to her. I did not remember her name, nor where my car was parked. Kept calling her "Sweety". It gets worse. Her boyfriend comes home and beats the "****" out of me. I leave with a bloody lip and a black eye and walk 5 miles back to the bar to find my car. I'll never do that again.
2006-09-11 02:02:56
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answered by andywho2006 5
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Had sex in the backseat of a cop car, without getting caught. There was a large fender bender at night, so all the other cops parked in one area, but the one cop car was off by itself a ways, and we had had enough to be in "whatever" stage of drunk, we saw the car off by its lonesome, got an idea, then ran with said idea and that is how i came to get laid in the back seat of a cop car.
2006-09-11 01:52:10
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answered by dukefritz79 3
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I managed to drive a friends car into the ocean while in oregon, I jumped out right before it hit, I hit the shift stick.... it was so bad
2006-09-11 01:47:40
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answered by fallencrimsontears 1
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I was with some friends, riding up and down the Boulevard with my upper body hanging out of the sunroof and mooning people.
2006-09-11 03:25:49
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answered by Anonymous
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I was sitting around a campfire and I started pitching live 22 rounds into it.
2006-09-11 02:31:29
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answered by Desperado 5
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it was my 23rd birthday. i got sh!t faced, thanks to my friends and a night out at the club. i think i drank enough to get a small country buzzed at least! i was stumbling around..then i don't remember anything after that. my friends had to "fill in" the details later. *in FRONT of my boyfriend at the time*
apparently i ended up kissing some dude i THOUGHT was my bf. i fell asleep ON the dance floor. i had to be carried to the car. THEN i fell OFF the NASTY toilet in the gas station bathroom we stopped to use on the way home, and landed bare @ssed on the dirty floor *yes i updated my tetanus shot!*, then as i was coming out of the gas station (and i remember this part!) i stepped off the curb wrong in my 4inch heels at sprained the living sh!t outta my ankle. ppl three miles away heard the >POP<, then me scream.
LMAO...then when i got home, my boyfriend had to undress me and stick my crippled @ss in bed.
the next day...i had to get up at 7am and get to work by 9am. i was STILL drunk the next morning..only..i was coming down fast and feeling my ankle bad! i limped my sorry @ss to work and was on that ankle all day. by the time my 12 hour shift ended i wanted to kill someone the pain was so bad.
finally my boyfriend convinced me to go to the hospital. i had x-rays and the dr says i have to "stay off my foot for 3 weeks", i looked at him like he was crazy. i had bills to pay. so of course i worked!
THEN my boyfriend gets to listen that night as all my girl friends tell me, and him about the dude i was suxing face with for about 3 minutes! OMG i was horrified. fortunately my boyfriend was very understanding..and actually was laughing about it all.
i still have a stiff ankle YEARS later...and i married my boyfriend! lol.
2006-09-11 02:05:03
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answered by ? 6
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went skinny dipping in a water fountain in the shopping center and woke up the next morning with green hair.
2006-09-11 01:54:13
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answered by Anonymous
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Hitch hike
But because I'd always hitch hiked I didn't think anything of it-although when I drink I lose that 'third eye' feeling, a sense of knowing.
2006-09-11 01:51:45
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answered by WW 5
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i jumped off a roof
and another time
i got my nose pierced
and another time
i streaked our school's football field buck naked
(although it was really like 10 pm).
that's not so much,
but then again you have to consider that i'm only 16 ;)
old enough to know better, but too young to care, you know?
2006-09-11 01:58:33
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answered by caffeinated052 2
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