---I thought i'd should lighten up around here...anywho: the last time I farted out loud in public was in 2nd grade, right when I rose my hand to ask the teacher a damn question, and all the girls laghed at me :O
Now I ask alot of questions in class and I'm fart free and I get lots of respect...
2006-09-10 17:59:46 · 20 answers · asked by TruthSeeker 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
No, but my mom made a really loud one in the super market, we both started laughing kind of hysterically because people heard it and looked around, I was laughing so hard, I was almost wetting my pants, and Mama was laughing, too, and she ran into a cereal display and boxes fell. I didn't quite make it to the restroom, but was just dribbling when I hit the door, still giggling like an idiot.
2006-09-10 18:08:24 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
I farted in the store once and it was one of those silent ones. It smelled and I had the baby in the cart with me. I asked him if he had a poopy in his pants. LOL> People thought it was cute. My family will do it in a store and run out of that isle. Or they may look at someone else and act like they did it. Yes, my family is strange but I love them.
Senebty
2006-09-11 01:05:16 · answer #2 · answered by Mawyemsekhmet 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Yes
2006-09-11 01:10:18 · answer #3 · answered by Anry 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Sometimes I still fart in public when I squat too quickly! I try to cover up by AHEMMMMINGG loudly! Also, I sometimes fart in public areas like elevators occupied only by me and Wal-Mart aisles: no one will even notice there!
Please award Best Answer points to me right now because I deserve them, as you can now plainly see and must agree. I do not want to wait because I am not at all patient with you.
2006-09-11 01:03:00 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
Like about everyone else, I've farted in public. Not as loud as you did though.
You wanna know what happened? Well, it smelt bad.
2006-09-11 01:02:13 · answer #5 · answered by Idolmonkey 3 · 3⤊ 0⤋
yes I have , but I blamed it of the old lady sitting next to me and everyone believed it....even her. Everyone was laughing so hard. there were tears in my buddy's eyes. I still don't know if it was because he was dying laughing or from the smell.
2006-09-11 01:07:36 · answer #6 · answered by ? 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
yes well kinda i was in my house cooking dinner for some friends and was cutting cheese and they were in my living room so i felt was safe to go ahead and let it out and i did and my friend snuck up on me and heard it so he went to the living room and told everyone,"hey Tina cut the cheese while cutting the cheese!!!!" i was so embarrassed
2006-09-11 01:28:18 · answer #7 · answered by RocKsTaR 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
well actually when fart comes i normally go to the restroom
2006-09-11 01:02:35 · answer #8 · answered by Jubei 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yes. It was silent and deadly. A friend walked behind me as I was doing it, and they blamed it on him.
2006-09-11 04:08:04 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
blamed it on my 2 year old son
2006-09-11 01:03:17 · answer #10 · answered by sheetmetalroofer 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋