2006-09-10 17:56:14 · 6 answers · asked by What, what, what?? 6 in Social Science ➔ Sociology
I loved this one when I was in high school. I found the lyrics to it all though on the site below.
What do you do with a drunken sailor,
What do you do with a drunken sailor,
What do you do with a drunken sailor,
Early in the morning?
Chorus:
Way hay and up she rises
Way hay and up she rises,
Way hay and up she rises
Early in the morning
Throw him in the long boat till he's sober,
Throw him in the long boat till he's sober,
Throw him in the long boat till he's sober,
Early in the morning
(Repeat using the following verses)
2. Keep him there and make 'im bale 'er.
3. Pull out the plug and wet him all over,
4. Take 'im and shake 'im, try an' wake 'im.
5. Trice him up in a runnin' bowline.
6. Give 'im a taste of the bosun's rope-end.
7. Give 'im a dose of salt and water.
8. Stick on 'is back a mustard plaster.
9. Shave his belly with a rusty razor.
10. Send him up the crow's nest till he falls down,
11. Tie him to the taffrail when she's yardarm under,
12. Put him in the scuppers with a hose-pipe on him.
13. Soak 'im in oil till he sprouts flippers.
14. Put him in the guard room till he's sober.
15. Put him in bed with the captain's daughter.
16. Have you ever seen the captain's daughter?
17. Give the poor bastard to Mother Rackett.
18. Are ye' daft, you might wake Mother Rackett.
19. Put him in the bilge and let him drink it.
20. That's what you do with a drunken sailor.
2006-09-10 18:03:23 · answer #1 · answered by Erica 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I believe that the common practice is to put him in a long boat til he's sober. There may, however; have been advances in that particular field of yo ho ho-ing that I'm not yet familiar with.
2006-09-11 08:55:05 · answer #2 · answered by krissy_butterworth 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
If he woke up there, tell him how good he was, it may be the last he gets for the next 6-9 months.
2006-09-10 18:01:27 · answer #3 · answered by Mark W 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
The same you did with me late last night. But be gentle this time. I've got a pisser of headache and I could chunder any minute deary!
2006-09-10 18:08:53 · answer #4 · answered by Slinky Redfoot 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Without .
2006-09-10 17:58:43 · answer #5 · answered by missmayzie 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
kick him out
and never let him back in
2006-09-11 03:05:32 · answer #6 · answered by DENISE 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋