Questions to ponder?

Question

Can you slam a revolving door?

What would happen if you found a four-leaf-clover under a ladder?

Why do people constantly return to the refrigerator with hopes that something new to eat will have materialized?

If winnie the pooh was civilized enough to keep his honey in jars, why did he eat it off his hands? Surely he had spoons?

Why does it say do not use before work with heavy machinery on the back of childrens tylenol? I mean..really could we save that many people by getting those darn five year-olds with headcolds off those forklifts!

Why does Sea World have a seafood restaurant?

Why do water bottles have a "best if used by" date?

Who was in the kitchen with Dina?

Have ex-mathematicians become dysfunctional?

Have ex-locomotive engineers been derailed?

Have ex-civil lawyers been distorted?

Have ex-bankers become disinterested?

Why do toasters always have a setting that burns the toast to a horrible crisp which no decent human being would eat?

Answer 1

1. It might be hard.

2. I would throw it out.

3. maybe they feel that they did not look hard enough.

4. nothing wrong with using hands, culturally speaking we eat with our hands.

5. hahaha funny one. Its not for the children its for the company who made it.

6. Because the seafood in their restaurants are not extinct yet.

7. maybe they do expire. who knows...

8. don't know who Dina is.

9. I hope not.

10. I hope not

11. I hope not

12. I hope not.

13. I agree. its stupid.

That was fun!

thanks!

Answer 2

That was funny as hell!! Especially the fridge comment because I do that all the time.

Answer 3

Do u have to much time on your hands or what?

Answer 4

Very funny- I had not heard the Pooh one before- Thanks!!

Answer 5

OK