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Ok, I won't lie to you. One day, I was in the middle of a crowd in Times Square, in New York. I'd never been there, so I was taking pictures, you know? Well, I took a picture of a passing eagle. What I didn't know is that in the background of that picture, there is a hovering UFO. An alien craft. Upon discovering this, I took it to the nearest tabloid place I could find. They pay big for that kinda stuff. Well, the guy took my picture and kicked me out of his office with nothing but a 5$ in hand. So I killed him and dumped him in the nearest trunk I could find. Sorry it had to be yours. But...if you look in his right hip pocket, you'll find the picture of the UFO. Sell it. You deserve it.

2006-09-10 16:30:18 · answer #1 · answered by deusdragonex 2 · 3 0

Shhh..Don't tell anyone but I saw big foot sneaking around your car the other night. He threw it in and then he laughed wildly as he ran into the woods.

2006-09-10 23:28:33 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 1 0

You forgot to let me out once we passed the admission gate at the drive-in movie theater. Didn't you hear me pounding?!

2006-09-11 02:11:51 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

i once had a corn stalk growing in my truck bed. and my friend had rats living in her glove box. and I had ants in the back seat of my car. lol that sounds like i am DIRTY!

2006-09-10 23:29:42 · answer #4 · answered by Sarah Beth 2 · 0 0

Sith, the photos of you two should be ready soon....I'll send them to you

2006-09-10 23:33:21 · answer #5 · answered by Sillira 3 · 1 0

Beats me.

2006-09-10 23:26:25 · answer #6 · answered by no nickname 6 · 0 0

I'm sorry, I forgot to clean up after myself after we finished!!!! Silly me....gosh were you good!!!

2006-09-10 23:30:43 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

your crazy brother left it there when he borrowed you car last week.

2006-09-10 23:26:52 · answer #8 · answered by Big hands Big feet 7 · 0 0

An elephant put it there!!

2006-09-10 23:27:46 · answer #9 · answered by exel 2 · 0 0

what wild weekend? or do you have underpants gnomes

2006-09-10 23:26:19 · answer #10 · answered by gsschulte 6 · 0 0

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