Would the 'House of Wax' been any better if Paris Hilton had died in the first few seconds?

Answer 1

It would have been better if she hadn't been in it. Give the talented a chance Hollywood!

Answer 2

Any movie would get a plus if Hilton died immediately.

Answer 3

It would have been a lot shorter, thats for sure. Because, after paris dies, is there really anything else that needs to be seen (for viewers, anyway?)

my impression:
[opening credits roll, opening sequence.]

Paris: AHHHH!
[hackhackhackDIE]

(audiences cheer, applaud)

[closing credits]

Audience: That was a good movie.

Answer 4

i acctualy like paris hilton cuz im related to her ((( in a RLY far way ))) but i still think dat shes a kewl person i like that shes stupid but she is a whore

Answer 5

Yeah, she used to be cool, but now i think the boyfriend/lover thing is over the top.

Answer 6

loved it when she died in the movie but yes i would have liked it more if she died during her tent scene lol

Answer 7

ok this is how paris hilton needs to die: enter journalist looking form: *mutters to self* life is so poor. my comprehensive carreer is going down the tubes and can't get any stable thoughts, i assume i visit purely ought to die. *teeters on cliff* enter at a loss for words looking knight: who're you what are you doing? journalist: i'm chloe and that i circulate to bounce off a cliff with the aid of fact my journalism carreer is sucking. knight: i'm don quixote. i'm scared with the aid of fact of those giants rather everyone tells me are windmills. son i ought to bounce off a cliff. chloe: * steps back * ok on the count variety of three: a million, 2 *somebody sscreams WAIITTT* enter george bush: what are you doing, are you freaking terrorrists orn some thing? chloe: properly this is don quixote, his life sucks with the aid of fact no person believes him while he says that there are giants no longer windmills. i'm chloe from the clicking, i will't get any thoughts so I ought to bounce off a cliff. who're you? bush: i'm george bush, unlucky president of the U. S.. i visit bounce off a cliff with the aid of fact of all the wear I actual have carried out to the international. chloe: ok one 2... Paris hilton: stoooooooppppppp! like omfg, what the hell are you adult men like doing like yeah? chloe: i'm a journalist and your being too stressful to stalk so i'm no longer getting any thoughts, this is don quixote he's mad with the aid of fact no person beelieves him, and this right here is george bush and he has found out his sins. what are you doing right here? paris: properly I actual have come right here with the aid of fact i ate my purely blond lap dogs princess with the help of accifdent. you notice i comprehend i've got already got 2 zebra's a snow leapord 6 different dogs, 3 parrotts, and a farm of egyptian horses yet none of them are blonde like me! so I ought to bounce off a cliff. chloe: ok on the count variety of three, one ttwo wolf like keanu reeves: provide up, guy! who're you? what are you? the place are we? who am i? Chloe: i'm a reporter whose interest sucks, this is paris hilton she ate her dogs, this is bush, and that's don quixote who cried wolf. we are all going to bounce off a cliff. whats your difficulty? keanu: i'm a wolf from the depths of the dark woodland. there are poor creatures there who call me issues like keanu.... reeves..... they label me like a highschooler, they call me "the only". Chloe: ok on the count variety of three one 2 3! *as she steps back and takes a image* WOW! thats gonna make a great strory. wish you adult men enjoyed it.!

Answer 8

Um considering she can't act or sing, I'd say yes!

Answer 9

No,then we wouldn't have been able to make fun of her acting.

Answer 10

Most likely :)