2006-09-10 12:27:11 · 37 answers · asked by Landau C 1 in Family & Relationships ➔ Other - Family & Relationships
tell your teacher... I'm sure he/she will understand! :o)
2006-09-10 12:29:14 · answer #1 · answered by Marilyn 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Wait until he takes a crap and then put the pieces together, glue them and then gently clean the paper with a sponge until all the crap is gone and then spray it with Febreeze or some kind of air freshener. DEE DEE DEE!
STUPID do the homework all over again on a new piece of paper. If you had any intelligence you would remember what your answers were or wharever it was the homework was all about.
Who knows, you may improve what you did the first time around. OH AND PLEASE FEED THE DOG, IF HE WASN'T HUNGRY HE WOULD NOT HAVE HAD THE NEED TO EAT YOUR HOMEWORK IN THE FIRST PLACE!!!
2006-09-10 12:41:07 · answer #2 · answered by Sylvia P 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Try a laxative on the dog. Nowadays most slackers say that the computer ate their homework, not the dog.
2006-09-10 12:28:42 · answer #3 · answered by Rich Z 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Do your homework again. You're more likely to do a better job the second time you do the exact same thing. Also, I would come up with a better excuse than telling your teacher your canine companion ingested your schoolwork.
2006-09-10 12:28:07 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
You never quit do you? I mean, really! That is the oldest story teachers have ever heard. You are going down. Yep! You get a zero, and I don't mean the candy bar ether. You get the big fat F.
or
You could do your homework again.
Hey, Thanks for the laugh. I know you aren't now but later, maybe much later, you will too.
Good luck
Jon
2006-09-10 12:34:54 · answer #5 · answered by ĴΩŋ 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hmmm old rover ate the home work hey?/ do you frred rover table scraps from your table?? hmm if you do its a sigh you had beteerr get the hel out of kichen apparetly you cant cook does the stuff the dog eats from your osey cooking look like it walked acros the table os it the stuff burnt huns?/ no wonder rover runs and does its homework bye eating your homework hons you cant cook for rover so it pigs out on your home work- bleh to your cooking hons!!
2006-09-10 12:43:42 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Do it over, or turn in your dog for the homework!
2006-09-10 12:28:26 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Either write a note for a teacher or redo it. Some people might not believe it but I think you are telling the truth. I know because my Chihuahua tore my science paper to millions pieces. My parents have to come to talk to my teacher for him to believe me. So I guess it's not one lousy excuse in the book like what most people thought.
2006-09-10 12:30:58 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Come up with a beter excuse thats the oldest one in the book, How about the dead realitive have you tried that one, Or the my pet died and i just couldnt focus, You really should do your homework
2006-09-10 12:29:04 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
If it's really true, bring in the pieces to your teacher with a note from mom/dad. That will help give you a bit more time to redo the assignments.
2006-09-10 12:37:29 · answer #10 · answered by cherub2031 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
well gee there is not really much you can do but do it over...maybe the second time it will not be so hard to do...maybe you may get it better too...next time though put your home work where the dog can not eat it...i do not think the teacher would like that excuse..
2006-09-10 12:35:42 · answer #11 · answered by sanangel 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋