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ok i just went to the bathroom and i had the squirts and now my stomach keeps making rumbeling noises and every time i sit up straight i feel like i have to go to the bathroom wat should i do p.s i have church in 2 hrs

2006-09-10 10:44:07 · 10 answers · asked by Zane S 2 in Health Men's Health

10 answers

It is possible that you might just have to skip church and worship the Lord in your own shrine. You may do well to call one of your church friends to let them know you are unwell and won't attend.

The most important thing about your diarrhoea (and the way it might kill you if it does) is that it causes dehydration. The most important treatment for it is rehydration - drinking plenty of water, perhaps a little bit at a time. If you can drink 50mL of water every 15 minutes that would be plenty

There are some medications you can take to reduce the diarrhoea (loperamide, codeine, etc) but you'll probably have to go to the chemist or get someone to go to the chemist for you if you want to try this.

Likewise, there are some medications to reduce the nausea/vomiting such as metoclopramide or prochlorperazine. In australia you will need a doctor's prescription to get these.

Paracetamol (acetaminophen) and buscopan (hyoscine) are useful for abdominal cramps.

In some cases people become very very sick with this, particularly when they are unable to replace their fluid enough. If this is the case you should go to a hospital emergency department. You can be rehydrated through an IV drip.

Maybe one of your church friends could help you with all this.

2006-09-10 10:48:07 · answer #1 · answered by Orinoco 7 · 0 0

Stay home, you are sicker than a dog. Drink plenty of fluids, primarily water. If you have some imodium in the house, take it. Probably a 24 hr bug.

2006-09-10 17:52:24 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

Immodium AD

2006-09-10 22:23:53 · answer #3 · answered by nac chick 2 · 0 0

Drink some Maalox, all I know you can do in such a little time. Hey, don't get on your knees to pray.

2006-09-10 17:47:35 · answer #4 · answered by ? 5 · 0 0

Stay home and get over it. The good Lord will surely forgive you for not shitting on the pews.

2006-09-10 17:46:29 · answer #5 · answered by Johnny P 4 · 0 0

What you ate is disagreeing with you. It will have to run its course. Church may not be possible today.

2006-09-10 18:23:12 · answer #6 · answered by Buzz s 6 · 0 0

I think you are about to experience good old fashion diarrhea. Take a good book with you.

2006-09-10 18:19:10 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

drink milk,it turns to a lump like cheese once its in your stomach.

2006-09-10 17:48:40 · answer #8 · answered by witchone 2 · 0 0

have some anti diaretic medicine

2006-09-10 18:27:21 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

DRINK THE PINK STUFF! PEPTO!

2006-09-10 17:46:15 · answer #10 · answered by millerdealer 2 · 0 0

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