2006-09-10 10:26:10 · 33 answers · asked by Jo 2 in Family & Relationships ➔ Other - Family & Relationships
If she isn't computer savvy, type an article claiming it benefits all sorts of conditions, then photocopy it, cut round it and convince her someone copied it from a magazine for you.
2006-09-10 10:29:08 · answer #1 · answered by Chris cc 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
It does actually cure heartburn, and its also a well known anti ageing face cream, but best applied liberally in at least 2 doses over a period of several days. Sperm can also firm up and increase breast size if applied generously to the sagging breasts but you will need lots, perhaps ask a few friends round for a **** party. The wife should love it, better breasts, less wrinkles and no heartburn, plus and increased popularity amongst your mates, perhaps she could lay on some nibbles and a few beers.
ps: Dont forget to mail my invite, I can quickly repeat and deposit large amounts easilly ;-)
2006-09-10 10:38:42 · answer #2 · answered by Max 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
i am in the middle of reading it right now ! I actually started on the 3rd in the series and now have to buy the other 2 just to catch up on some things. I like it cuz of the added priest from a previous book of Stephen Kings. I already have all the rest that have came out. I dont usually like series. Too much of a commitment but I am trapped now.
2016-03-27 05:49:32 · answer #3 · answered by Martha 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Your missus isn`t that daft so you may never be able to convince her of it. If you haven`t by now, give up and do what I do, dream about it.
2006-09-10 14:47:19 · answer #4 · answered by dnlrawson 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Sperm is actually full of Vitamin D apparently so if she's lacking those extra vitamins it's a good one too suggest!
2006-09-10 10:43:34 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Persuasion
2006-09-10 10:29:38 · answer #6 · answered by Clarky 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Get someone to write up something that looks like it was from a news website. Not that I'm saying your idea is great, it's just honestly quite funny.
2006-09-10 10:29:13 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Because it's a lie. It's an acid. heartburn is caused by acid. Duuuuh
2006-09-10 10:27:26 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
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2017-01-25 13:12:46 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I can't even believe that you have a missus.
2006-09-10 10:34:01 · answer #10 · answered by Squashie16 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋