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I'd ask him if, had he known that the spiritual institution that was created in his name was a safe haven for criminals and perverts, would he have asked his apostles to go ahead and do it ... because the church has turned out to be nothing like his teachings, which were basically 'let's all be nice to each other and treat each other with respect'. Face it, that's long gone ...

2006-09-10 10:01:04 · answer #1 · answered by Orla C 7 · 0 0

We wont ever be able to go way back in time to ask Jesus one question and if we could make it back to time to see Jesus we would probably ask him way more than only one question so...

2006-09-10 15:01:52 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

What was your (supposedly) step fathers fathers name?
The gospels can't get it right.
Mathew 1:16 says Jacob begat Joseph, the husband of Mary of whom was born Jesus..
Luke 3.23 says Jesus..Son of Jospeh, which was the son of Heli

So which of your Apsotles is lying?

2006-09-10 09:22:25 · answer #3 · answered by Avondrow 7 · 0 0

Why go back in time? Just ask Him now!

2006-09-10 10:03:24 · answer #4 · answered by Fragile Rock 5 · 0 0

I would ask him about his fear level right before his execution. Jesus was a human at that time, and when I think about what he went through and how much pain, and humiliation he went through for all of us; it brings tears to my eyes..........

2006-09-10 09:16:01 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

I know you had to create stupidity as a counterbalance for intelligence... But did there have to be SO MUCH OF IT? and... can I tax them?

What?

and Jesus answered... "Yeah we didn't figure that it would become catchy." It mutated... Sorry...

2006-09-10 09:16:07 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0 1

I would show him all the gospels, doctrines, and claims made in his name by the countless people afterwards (most of whom weren't even born when he was around), and ask him:
"Were any of these actually your idea?".

2006-09-10 09:25:10 · answer #7 · answered by ? 2 · 1 0

i would ask Jesus why Ilea was allowed to grow up to super store size and how they can afford to give you so many meat balls for 1.99

seriously i would ask him to give us all lots of things we should be trying to achieve with are lives.

2006-09-10 09:19:20 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

When will the world end?

2006-09-10 09:10:49 · answer #9 · answered by Sal G 4 · 0 0

Whats heaven like?

2006-09-10 09:12:00 · answer #10 · answered by allme 2 · 0 0

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