Say!! If a man from ICELAND marries a women from CUBA, Will their children be ICECUBES..????

Answer 1

thats pretty clever lol

Answer 2

the rest of the email is as follows.............................

> FWD: > FWD: > FWD: SUB: Ever wondered.....
> >
> > If you got into a taxi and he started driving backwards, would the taxi
> driver end up owing you money?
> >
> > If it's zero degrees outside today, and it is supposed to be twice as
cold
> tomorrow, how cold is it going to be?
> >
> > Why is it called building when it is already built?
> >
> > If pro is the opposite of con, is progress the opposite of congress?
> >
> > If you drop a chameleon in water, will it turn clear?
> >
> > If tin whistles are made of tin, what do they make bull horns out of?
> >
> > If a book about failures doesn't sell, is it a success?
> >
> > Isn't it a bit unnerving that doctors and lawyers call what they do
> "practice"?
> >
> > If all the world is a stage where is the audience sitting?
> >
> > If work is so terrific, how come they have to pay you to do it?
> >
> > If you're not supposed to drink and drive, then why do bars have parking
> lots?
> >
> > If you take an Oriental person and spin him around several times, does
he
> become disoriented?
> >
> > If people from Poland are called Poles, why aren't people from Holland
> called Holes?
> >
> > Do infants enjoy infancy as much as adults enjoy adultery?
> >
> > Why is the man who invests all your money called a broker?
> >
> > When cheese gets its picture taken what does it say?
> >
> > If horrific means to make horrible, does terrific mean to make terrible?
> >
> > Why isn't 11 pronounced onety one?
> >
> > If lawyers are debarred and clergymen defrocked, doesn't it follow that
> electricians can be delighted, musicians denoted, cowboys deranged,
> models
> deposed, dry cleaners depressed?
> >
> > Why is it if someone tells you there are 1 billion stars in the
universe,
> you will believe them but if they tell you a wall has wet paint you will
> have to touch it to be sure?
> >
> > If Fed Ex and UPS were to merge, would they call it Fed UP?
> >
> > Do Lipton Tea employees take coffee breaks?
> >
> > I thought how people seem to read the Bible a whole lot more as they get
> older, then it dawned on me ...they are cramming for their final exams.
> >
> > I thought how mothers feed their babies with tiny little spoons and
forks
> so I wondered what do Chinese mothers use? Toothpicks?
> >
> > Why do they put pictures of criminals up in the Post Office? Are we
> supposed to write to them? Why don't they put their pictures on the
> postage
> stamps so the mailman could look for them while delivering the mail?
> >
> > If olive oil comes from olives, where does baby oil come from?
> >
> >
> > Howzzthat!!!


Attending a wedding for the first time, a little girl whispered
to her mother, "Why is the bride dressed in white?"

"Because white is the color of happiness, and today is the
happiest day of her life," her mother tried to explain, keeping
it simple.

The child thought about this for a moment, then said, "So why's
the groom wearing black?"

Answer 3

That's a good one. Ha Ha.

Answer 4

That's a good one.

Answer 5

LOL That is a good one. My wife loved that one too.

Answer 6

That's pretty funny! I hope you don't mind if I steal it!

Answer 7

LOL...Very smart thinking my man!!!

Answer 8

thats pretty clever lol


i like it :P

Answer 9

Why yes, I believe they would.

Answer 10

Hahahaha :-)