I mean, don't any of them casually check out pretty women and find one "stimulating" or are all our male superheros just gay?
I mean in a regular issue, not some porn rag. Wouldn't the first super dude, to have one - make that issue an immediate collectors issue? What else is there that hasn't been done yet?
2006-09-10 07:33:59 · 5 answers · asked by somber_pieces 6 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Comics & Animation
sigh - even peter parker is just an ordinary guy, that just happens to have super creepy powers (spider powers?). NO - peter parker is gay?
Seriously, if marvel or dc put out an official issue, even if they had to put and "adults only" label on it for that one issue. It would definitely be a one of a kind limited run collector item.
Hell if they did that why not just have one special issue with each super dude in an embarassing moment - like tony stark cruising in his italian sports car, checking out the babes on the strip, or daredevil in a devilish moment (he is blind - oh but he also wears a skimpy skin tight suit too). But then we all know that captain america is gay., , , , hmmmm - sighs
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2006-09-10 12:11:15 · update #1
Because there is such a thing as Comic Book Codes (it is like the rating authority for movies). Comics are mostly still seen as magazines for teenagers. Some comics have broken away from this and have explicit content, but most involving mainstream comic characters are still intended for "younger readers". Crazy that they can depict sex but not a *****, huh?
2006-09-11 07:01:33 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Because they've got super self control. Think about it. If YOU had x-ray vision and could check out anybody and everybody, don't you think that after a while you'd get bored and that after a little more time, nothing would stimulate you any more...? It's called the law of diminishing returns. Just like happens to guys who look at porn all the time.
2006-09-10 15:15:13 · answer #2 · answered by cdf-rom 7 · 0⤊ 1⤋
In all seriousness, it is because comics are for kids. It doesn't matter how many grownups like myself read them, kids are still a key part of the demographic. Many comics mention the act of sex without showing it, as it is still considered offensive by many. Also, they would be unlikely to show any kind of sexual activity unless it was relevant to the story.
I'd like to finish off by pointing out a certain site which you may or may not have heard of, you ought to get a laugh out of this.
http://www.superdickery.com/seduction/1.html
2006-09-10 15:35:59 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 2⤋
I think it is due to the comic book code. It would be kinda nice sometimes.
2006-09-11 00:02:38 · answer #4 · answered by David Y 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Well, it's an interesting idea, anyway.
2006-09-10 14:36:56 · answer #5 · answered by grey_sky_morning84 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋