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My friend and I were playing around about a month ago and watching porn and had a ****. Well after he left I went into the trash and got a sample of his sperm from the trash and put it in an incubator that we used for baby hamsters and just did this for fun. Anyway, one of the sperms started to grow and a month later its 3 inches long like a tadpole it even has a tiny head with eyeballs. Im freaked out how do I tell my friend that I fathered his baby and what do we do with it now? Kill it? Take it to the hospital?

2006-09-10 07:30:59 · 34 answers · asked by surfinthedesert 5 in Health Men's Health

34 answers

Ah, as you're talking about 'trash sperm' you need to clarify if the sperm has been tainted by the recepticle. Was it protected by a tissue, or could it have touched the left-over pizza?

If protected - congratulations on your impending fatherhood.

If unprotected - dear god... what have you created?

Definately don't kill it. You'll make millions once it's gestated. Just keep the movie rights and you'll be fine.

2006-09-10 17:02:03 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 3 0

Sell the story to Wes Craven

2006-09-10 07:32:18 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 1 0

A human sperm cannot fertilize a hamster,

2006-09-10 07:32:09 · answer #3 · answered by Fleur de Lis 7 · 0 1

ur on somthing very strong u might want to cut down on the grammage

omg take it to the hospital

2006-09-10 07:32:35 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

LOL..you have the potential to be a great writer for a tabloid newspaper.

2006-09-10 07:34:27 · answer #5 · answered by What, what, what?? 6 · 1 0

You better start thinking of baby names and saving for it's college tuition now, buddy!

2006-09-10 07:33:07 · answer #6 · answered by Justme 4 · 3 0

WOW You need a new hobby.

But lets start with getting a life first.

2006-09-10 07:35:53 · answer #7 · answered by evrythnnxs 4 · 1 1

Build it a room and get a job. You should be a proud parent.

2006-09-10 07:35:32 · answer #8 · answered by hpneil 4 · 2 0

Keeo it and make it grow.That is so cool.It could be a ,edicial breck true.You could get rich out of it .take it to a medical lab

2006-09-10 07:36:39 · answer #9 · answered by lindsaza 2 · 1 1

Got any pictures of the little guy?

2006-09-10 07:36:23 · answer #10 · answered by Simplystunning 4 · 2 0

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