I do want to be special for my new spouse......
2006-09-10 05:53:13 · 22 answers · asked by Anonymous in Family & Relationships ➔ Marriage & Divorce
You're getting married, and not to me? Aww, I'm heartbroken! Well I guess I could at least offer my services as the hizzoe to show you a couple of things to make your nuptials a success. Like how to do a little wedding night striptease in seven-inch clear heels without falling over on your blissfully drunk @ss. How to swipe a Visa card through your buttcrack. And don't forget that neat-o trick where you put the condom on with your mouth. Look ma, no hands! Your spouse will be enamored...
2006-09-10 06:21:00 · answer #1 · answered by NA 6 · 0⤊ 1⤋
No.
A wife will be happier knowing that she can teach you everything rather than you already being experienced.
Also, if you hire a few "ho's" then you could catch an STD and that wouldn't be so special for your new spouse.
2006-09-10 12:57:02 · answer #2 · answered by ♪Msz. Nena♫ 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
i suggest you show up disease free, that will be special enough ... life is always better when you learn each other together ... all you will learn from the "ho's" is how to be an insensitive, disrespectful, cheating person ... why are you getting married if you have no intention of respecting your spouse to be?
2006-09-10 13:02:26 · answer #3 · answered by casurfwatcher 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yes if you want to catch something to give to your new bride. Yea well be special and keep it in your pants buddy because I would think she doesn't want to share the hoe's medical problems. Go get a movie and jack off like all the world does before it's time (smile somebody does love you)
2006-09-10 13:04:39 · answer #4 · answered by yahoo 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Are you looking for permission to cheat? Do you want your soon to be wife to be pissed on her Wedding Day? My advice-stop trying to come up with excuses to get naked ho's in bed with you. Would it be ok with you if she got a couple of guys to teach her a few things??
2006-09-10 15:56:50 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
My 2nd boyfriend was a virgin, and I loved teaching HIM a few things! Girls don't have that pleasure very often. She won't mind if you are inexperienced. Then she can teach you just what SHE likes...trust me, I LOVED teaching him everything I liked! I figured you'd want an honest opinion!
2006-09-10 17:33:54 · answer #6 · answered by GirlsRGamers2 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yes,go right ahead.While your at it let your spouse do the same at the same time at the same place and in the same bed!
2006-09-10 18:08:41 · answer #7 · answered by StangMan 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Just be yourself. You and your husband to be will have more than enoughtime to teach each other everything. If you be special to him stay the girl that he fell in love with.
Good luck and God bless.
2006-09-10 13:05:52 · answer #8 · answered by robsnor 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Are you really that inexperienced that you need to learn from a couple ho's?
2006-09-10 12:56:42 · answer #9 · answered by legguy2003 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Absolutely! I like the way you think ... research is always best before beginning a large scale project.
2006-09-10 12:55:03 · answer #10 · answered by wrathofkublakhan 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋