How can I get revenge on my husband for refusing to help me with the decorating this weekend?
2006-09-10 04:17:47 · 51 answers · asked by Anonymous in Family & Relationships ➔ Marriage & Divorce
Thanks for all the advice. Don't get so hot headed guys, this was only a joke between me and my husband, I would never really hurt him...he knows that. Thanks anyway
2006-09-10 04:37:50 · update #1
Oh - I love this question! Don't listen to these nasty answers! Revenge is a good weapon for us wives!!
When my husband left his dirty underwear on the bathroom floor (for the umpteenth time) I hung it out on the tree in front of our house....
When my husband refuses to put his dirty dishes in the sink/dishwasher I put them under his pillow...
It is actually kind of fun!!
Let's see... he didn't help you decorate???
Oh - you could tell him he is not allowed in the room you decorated (works exceptionally well if it was the bedroom :-) = couch for him baby) or you could just abstain from sex but that is soooo over done.... I will think on this some more...
Good luck and God bless you - You rock!
2006-09-10 04:24:42 · answer #1 · answered by cyndi71mom 5 · 1⤊ 2⤋
I guess what your asking for is an excuse or permission to hurt your husband because he's isn't interested in decorating your home with you.
Let me ask you this would revenge make you feel better or build a loving relationship between you and your husband.
As an adult you need to understand your home is a result that you and your husband both work at to build a loving atmosphere.
A house is nothing more than an object you could loose. If you lost your home would that be the end of your relationship with your husband?
Signed Tim
2006-09-10 04:29:25 · answer #2 · answered by ssshoebox67 3 · 0⤊ 2⤋
Every one id diffrent so don't expect him to want to help do the decorating, but on the other hand can you fix the car when it break's down or can you do the yard work? You see some people are better at some thing's more then others, for example I am divorced and share a place with my brother and he is good at cleaning and I am good at cooking and getting the bill paid. So as long as he is willing to keep a job and help some in the house, be joyfull and happy and don't expect him to want to get involved in some thing's. P.S. you'll be just fine and just find one of your friends to help sometimes.
2006-09-10 04:27:56 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
You two need to sit down and talk. Wanting revenge in a relationship is not healthy. Maybe decorating is not his thing. Come to an agreement of what he could do instead. Good luck!
2006-09-10 04:37:57 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
You could play a practical joke on him. Here's a good one. You will need an electric shaver or something that will make a loud buzzing noise. When you two get ready for bed be sure to be in bed first with your noise maker under the covers. Let him turn out the lights and crawl under the covers. Give him a few minutes to get comfortable and say good gosh what kind of bug is this. Throw the covers around like your looking for it and turn your noise maker on.
Just remember it will be his turn next time and things could escalate.
2006-09-10 04:30:07 · answer #5 · answered by n317537 4 · 2⤊ 1⤋
How can I get revenge on my husband??
2014-12-15 01:35:47 · answer #6 · answered by ? 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Stop Crying and yakking about it go get his friends to help lol then order pizza and have a preparty after that invite his mother over to help and all the relatives he hates or doesn't like then I bet the next time you need his help he jumps at the chances to help you so he doesn't have to visit the relatives he hates lol good luck revenge is always sweet come on you guys you know it is. Humor the ole boy lol
2006-09-10 04:35:57 · answer #7 · answered by yahoo 5 · 1⤊ 1⤋
Is this a serious question? I prey to God its not! If you are the kind of woman that is so vindictive that she seeks REVENGE for not helping decorate... I wouldn't blame him. Who would want to spend time with such a woman?
If on the other hand this question is asked as a joke, then I recommend tuna noodle casserole.
2006-09-10 04:30:17 · answer #8 · answered by David P 3 · 1⤊ 1⤋
Revenge, dahling, is a dish best served with no witnesses. Treat yourself to a solo weekend retreat, come home with a puppy, kick him out for a girls only Cynthia's party, open up a credit card and max it out (but pay it off within a couple of months, it's the polite thing to do), enroll in a ballroom dancing class - with another man (preferably gay, but don't tell your hubby that), take some embarrassing pictures then leak them online, snip all the buttons off his shirts, cut the laces in all his shoes, spike his morning coffee with Ex-lax, sew his pockets closed, park his car about 3 blocks over some night, cancel all his club memberships, grease his sporting equipment with margarine, switch all the DVDs around to different cases (or just take the discs out completely and hide them), start sending flowers and naughty gifts to him at work and sign them with a different name (and if he says nothing to you beat the hell out of him), beat the hell out of him just for giggles, replace all his pens with dead ones, dump decaf coffee in the regular coffee tin - then a month later switch to esperesso, crazy glue the phone receiver into its cradle, put jalapeno oil in his mouthrinse, peanut butter in the toes of his shoes, fill his car up with packing peanuts, oh the possibilities are endless. Have fun luv!
2006-09-10 04:34:56 · answer #9 · answered by ? 6 · 1⤊ 1⤋
Youy best revenge will be to to it all by yourself, and do it reallu good, adn be proud of yourself and bragg about what you have done. Sometimes men just mess projects up.
2006-09-10 04:22:29 · answer #10 · answered by Mother of three 4 · 2⤊ 0⤋