2006-09-10 04:09:52 · 16 answers · asked by gotalife 7 in Society & Culture ➔ Other - Society & Culture
No need. Plan your funeral. Cause you are so dead.
2006-09-10 13:24:19 · answer #1 · answered by Marianne not Ginger™ 7 · 3⤊ 2⤋
mid life crisis planning by cap'n donna:
1- make a list of 10 completely crazy things that you'd never do
2- do everything on that list
3- drink a lot of beer and over eat everything, grow a huge belly
4- flaunt your money...if you have no money...flaunt your credit cards...if you have no credit proceed to #5
5- take up residence close to the train tracks in a paperboard box. Use an empty tin can to bum change in.
6- flaunt your money!
2006-09-10 13:58:58 · answer #2 · answered by Cap'n Donna 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Get showered, get a hair cut, have a shave, buy a new suit, get on a plane, go to Las Vegas, spend a **** load of money, loose a **** load of money, drown your sorrows, get laid, have a smoke, go to bed, cure your hangover, get some breakfast, fly home, sell your suit (cos lets face it your broke) apologise to your wife for running off, get checked out at the STD clinic, find a support group for men in the same position, hold hands and pray with them that this crisis will end tomorrow!
2006-09-10 11:23:16 · answer #3 · answered by zozbabez 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Younger women,
faster horses,
older whiskey,
more money,
Well that's how the song goes if you are convinced that you really want a mid-life crisis. I don't recommend them. A third of them will cancel out the fourth.
2006-09-10 19:08:03 · answer #4 · answered by Ragdollfloozie is Pensive! 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Any good plan will involve a red convertible, a large wad of cash and a scantily clad, much younger person of the opposite sex. Have fun!
2006-09-10 11:44:42 · answer #5 · answered by grey_sky_morning84 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Same way we did. Buy a convertible and a motorcycle. Go sip margarita's at Club Med in the Bahamas. Live it up!
2006-09-10 11:18:15 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
From what i've heard they aren't too pleasant. Take a tropical trip, get a sexy personal trainer. If your married don't stress out your wife, but I'm sure there are plenty of nondestructive things you can do.
2006-09-10 11:18:28 · answer #7 · answered by tdenisem01 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
look to your balance sheet.
then bed sheet crisis of testosterone manage by activity, ballroom dance, and peeping into the typists miniskirt w/o pantie.
male climacterik is easy to counter.
2006-09-10 13:01:17 · answer #8 · answered by kamesvari i 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Buy a big ole Harley!!
2006-09-10 11:15:20 · answer #9 · answered by Neener 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Buy a Harley! and have fun.
2006-09-10 11:15:14 · answer #10 · answered by blueyes2001 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
drink some lemonade
try not to sleep so late
2006-09-10 11:16:51 · answer #11 · answered by islam k 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋