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Steve URKLE was supposed to die from a stingray, not Steve Irwin. Can we have him back now? Please? PLEASE???!!!

2006-09-10 03:19:24 · 12 answers · asked by ? 6 in Society & Culture Other - Society & Culture

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Ohhhhhhh, darn it. Those sting rays must be colour blind or something!! I am sure if it was URKLE wading in the water anyways the stingrays would have been put off by his hair and bad dress sense and left him alone.

Those stingrays have a brilliant sense of style and only go after the ones who are looking F-A-N-T-A-B-U-L-O-U-S!!!

Hahahahahah... can you actually picture URKLE saying 'crikey' on TV, now that would be hilarious!!

poison munkeys

2006-09-10 03:21:46 · answer #1 · answered by no munkey 3 · 1 1

Don't be Cappin on my boy "Urkle" - he might be a geek but he had just as much heart as Steve...even if it was a show. An what's up with disrespecting a good man like - Steve Irwin??? He wouldn't want anyone to die a misfortunate death...he valued all life. Give the Hunter his due and show some respect for a Great Man - a humble and loving man.

2006-09-10 10:29:35 · answer #2 · answered by karadansu 3 · 0 0

Crikey! Can't we just be rid of both of them?

Maybe Steve Urkel is really supposed to die from a Corvette Stingray. Be patient. One can always hope.

Whether he dies from being struck by the Stingray, driving the said Stingray into an emu ranch and being eaten alive, or attempting to ingest a Stingray, I'm not looking a gift horse in the mouth.

Speaking of horses, wouldn't it be nice if Mr. Urkel croaked in the Stingray by being involved in a chain-reaction accident with a Mustang, a Barracuda, a Cobra, an Eagle, a Pantera, a Spyder, a Studebaker Hawk, and a Gremlin?

I miss Crikey, too, but God needed him to torment all his creatures in Heaven. Especially that Damned snake.

2006-09-10 11:42:04 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 1 0

I agree. There was a tragic mix up.

We nee to sacrifice Urkle to the Stingray gods and hope they return Irwin.

2006-09-10 15:24:24 · answer #4 · answered by Vodka 3 · 0 0

Why did either of them have to die. First Irwin, now Urkle...

I need a moment.

2006-09-10 10:25:20 · answer #5 · answered by damsel36 5 · 0 0

But wait, I really like tofu sausages!

If we give you Steve Irwin back, what will happen to my sausages?


I'm talking SAUSAGES here!

2006-09-10 14:51:21 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

OK- that was just awesome!

I have nothing funny to reply to that. But just know that I would rank that the BEST question I've read all week.

2006-09-10 16:34:17 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

sssure he is more back than before now everybody knows hit tru the teli and media

2006-09-10 10:25:14 · answer #8 · answered by george p 7 · 0 0

I know eh, thats a sad story

2006-09-10 10:21:55 · answer #9 · answered by Mariah&Lydias_Mom 3 · 0 0

I for one am glad that guy is dead, he annoyed the piss out of me.

2006-09-10 10:47:01 · answer #10 · answered by G. B. 3 · 0 0

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