2006-09-10 00:31:52 · 19 answers · asked by litespeed2rw 6 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
ooh. ooh. ooh. I know. In the early tarzan books, he found a picture of his father in the wreckage of the plane crash. He removed it because he saw a similarity in the eyes, and wanted to be more similar.
2006-09-10 00:59:07 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 0⤋
Because while visiting the jungle ,Chuck Norris ran across Tarzan in a bar high atop a cluster of trees and after sharing 2 bottles of scotch Chuck said to Tarzan"well you have to know what im here for,its about the beard thing. Some foolish people, who now are dead, seemed to think you was more handsomely rugged looking than me. " So what happened to tarzans beard you ask??? Everyother day Chuck goes to the jungle and gives two deadly roundhouse kicks. One to each side of tarzans face with such precisiness that all his whiskers are cut right off.Tarzan buys Chuck a round and he goes off to kill someother doubter.
2006-09-10 08:53:28 · answer #2 · answered by king-of-halloween 4 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Because
1. There have no arrangement to trim it.
2. If he does not trim it properly he will have a similarity with ape man.
3.Mrs Tarzan does not like a beard fellow.
Thats all.
2006-09-10 07:52:53 · answer #3 · answered by Expert 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
It's simple! Tarzan learned to shave his face and body hair (using the metal debris from his original plane crash) to remind the apes and other wildlife in the jungle he has no "fur" which makes him superior to them.
2006-09-10 07:48:21 · answer #4 · answered by Ozzie B. 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Maybe because he is part indian. Indians don't grow facial hair. Or maybe his woman Jane can't stand it so she makes him shave it off somehow.
2006-09-10 07:53:46 · answer #5 · answered by guitardan 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
it was too hot in the jungle for a beard, maybe he shaved it, or his body adapted to the heat, and didnt let him grow one
2006-09-10 07:42:42 · answer #6 · answered by crazylarry88 4 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Because he beats the bristles in every morning with his bare hands and chews them off inside.
2006-09-10 07:35:38 · answer #7 · answered by Owlwings 7 · 0⤊ 1⤋
He rubs it off between Jane's legs.
2006-09-10 07:35:44 · answer #8 · answered by not_prfikt 7 · 0⤊ 1⤋
So jane could tell him apart from the Apes!
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2006-09-10 08:17:08 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
Because the apes kept picking it for lice.
2006-09-10 07:34:41 · answer #10 · answered by possum 2 · 0⤊ 2⤋