During a visit to the mental asylum, a visitor asked the Director what the criterion was which defined whether or not a patient should be institutionalized.
"Well," said the Director, "we fill up a bathtub, then we offer a teaspoon, a teacup and a bucket to the patient and ask him or her to empty the bathtub."
"Oh, I understand," said the visitor. "A normal person would use the bucket because it's bigger than the spoon or the teacup.
"No." said the Director, "A normal person would pull the plug. Do you want a bed near the window?"
2006-09-09 22:22:07 · 17 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
very funny......bit worried about the ones that dont get it .......LOL
2006-09-10 00:30:00 · answer #1 · answered by Sangy . 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Does the window have a nice view?
2006-09-10 15:53:10 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
OMG! your joke is so funny!!
10 out of 10
congratulations!!!
I love your joke.. pls post ur source!!
2006-09-09 22:26:12 · answer #3 · answered by ~♥Andrea♥~ 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Lol. You can have the bed next to mine.
2006-09-09 22:53:42 · answer #4 · answered by mjkinoh 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
very good and i work in a mental hospital lol
2006-09-10 00:42:44 · answer #5 · answered by ck12321212 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That! is a great joke. Thankyou.
2006-09-10 00:02:51 · answer #6 · answered by huge.shadow 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
heard it before but it is still funny
2006-09-09 23:19:35 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
dang-it! Again, I'm normal :P my boss will be so disappointed that I have proof.
2006-09-09 22:42:33 · answer #8 · answered by Jen J 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
very funny
2006-09-09 22:51:31 · answer #9 · answered by hfroggie2005 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
excellent
2006-09-09 22:47:53 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋