This bloke's ram dies just before lambing season. So he phones his neighbour who also is a famer and asks him how much would it cost him to buy a ram from him. He reply's 3000 pounds the bloke say's he can't afford that type of money. His neighbour say's make love to them yourself.
So the next morning the bloke take's his Landrover and put 6 sheep into it and drives off to a place were he makes love to them and he then returns to the farmhouse.
The following morning he looks out the farmhouse window and the sheep are still standing and not lying on the belly's a pregnant sheep do.
So once again 6 sheep go into the Landrover for a seeing to?
The next morning his wife is getting up and he asks her to look out the window as he's knackered. His wife looks out and reply's there not standing up or on their belly's?
What are they up to said the bloke.
Oh there sheep jumping into the Landrover and one is tooting the horn!
2006-09-09 21:35:36 · 20 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
many thanks wife in fits and in labour
2006-09-10 09:54:25 · answer #1 · answered by jones11chef 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hey this is what I like to see on this site once again! You are very funny and don't let anyone hedge a bet on your not being! Iknow don't quit my day job.sigh
2006-09-10 05:22:51 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
the spelling is terrible and so was the joke but it was worth the read for the 2 points
2006-09-10 04:57:21 · answer #3 · answered by notalkjustplaying 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
thanx once again 4 this joke
it made me fall down
2006-09-10 04:43:03 · answer #4 · answered by Kate Jones 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
funny as where did u get that one from
oh and thanx again for another two points
2006-09-10 04:37:18 · answer #5 · answered by Scatty 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LIKE THE MODERN TWIST AN OLD FAVORITE!
2006-09-10 05:55:56 · answer #6 · answered by singingbuggmann 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
i love this one ill give u a 11.9
2006-09-10 11:42:38 · answer #7 · answered by mommy to be 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lols! NIce joke.
2006-09-10 04:56:26 · answer #8 · answered by miracleMB 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Last joke of the day.........is the first good joke for me.
hahahahahaha..........
2006-09-10 08:30:27 · answer #9 · answered by Electric 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
its too long to read but i'm sure its good
2006-09-10 11:37:59 · answer #10 · answered by Jamieson 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
that's a real oldie
2006-09-10 04:41:33 · answer #11 · answered by peter gunn 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋