This young lady goes into a tattoo parlour and explains to the bloke inside that she wants a tattoo put on her southern region?
The bloke say's "That's okay, but I'll need to numb it first"
The lady say's "Okay then"
So the bloke put his head between her legs and goes "Numb, Numb, Numb" with his tougue.
2006-09-09 21:27:46 · 22 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Tongue, hit the wrong key.
2006-09-09 21:29:33 · update #1
Tee Hee. That was naughty. I'm cutting and pasting it to send an e-mail to hubby right now. LOL
2006-09-09 21:37:29 · answer #1 · answered by STEPHEEDEE 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
A man boards an airplane and takes his seat. As he settles in, he glances up and sees a very beautiful woman boarding the plane. He soon realizes she is heading straight towards his seat, and a wave of nervous anticipation washes over him. Lo and behold, she takes the seat right beside his. Eager to strike up a conversation, he blurts out, “Business trip or vacation?”
The woman turns, smiles and says, “Business. I’m going to the annual Nymphomaniac Convention in Chicago.”
The man swallows hard and is instantly crazed with excitement. Struggling to maintain his outward cool, he calmly asks, “What’s your business role at this convention?”
“Lecturer,” she says. “I use my experience to debunk some of the popular myths about sexuality.”
“Really,” he says. “What myths are those?”
“Well,” she explains, “one popular myth is that African American men are the most well endowed when, in fact, it is the Native American Indian who is most likely to possess that trait. Another popular myth is that French men are the best lovers, when actually it’s men of Jewish decent.”
Suddenly, the women becomes very embarrassed and blushes. “I'm sorry,” she says, “I shouldn’t be discussing this with you, I don't even know your name!”
“Tonto” the man says as he extends his hand. “Tonto Goldstein.”
2006-09-10 00:29:15 · answer #2 · answered by singingbuggmann 2 · 2⤊ 1⤋
lolololol thats funny like it!! cheers for the 2 points
2006-09-09 21:29:33 · answer #3 · answered by Scatty 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Thoughts that went through my head= "... ... huh? wait... eww..." XD good joke LOL *busts up laughing* that was so wrong!
2006-09-09 21:30:05 · answer #4 · answered by High On Life 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
awww good 1
2006-09-09 22:43:52 · answer #5 · answered by hfroggie2005 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hedgehog- I think you should go into early hibernation!
2006-09-09 21:29:36 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
ok how bout this one,
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A man and his wife go to their honeymoon hotel for their 25th anniversary. As the couple reflected on that magical evening 25 years ago, the wife asked the husband, "When you first saw my naked body in front of you, what was going through your mind?"
The husband replied, "All I wanted to do was to **** your brains out, and suck your **** dry."
Then, as the wife undressed, she asked, "What are you thinking now?"
He replied, "It looks as if I did a pretty good job."
2006-09-09 22:54:22 · answer #7 · answered by kimpossibleprice 2 · 3⤊ 0⤋
Good joke.
2006-09-09 21:29:06 · answer #8 · answered by brogdenuk 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha ha ha.. that was a good one
2006-09-09 23:23:17 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
really naughty! it makes me wanna puke!!
it's a good joke though!!
congratulations!!
keep it coming!
2006-09-09 21:49:04 · answer #10 · answered by ~♥Andrea♥~ 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋