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She ran out of the church crying. Why did God let that happen?

2006-09-09 21:00:04 · 23 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture Religion & Spirituality

23 answers

Oh man! That is hilarious!!!!

2006-09-09 21:02:35 · answer #1 · answered by Spookshow Baby 5 · 7 2

God didn't let that happen. Some miscreant left it there, but I am sure God will bring something good out of it to your mom, you, the person who left it there and the owner of that organ.

2006-09-09 21:08:35 · answer #2 · answered by Jose T 2 · 1 1

it wasnt anything to do with God! someone previously probably used her bible and got bored in Church and decided to have some fun during the service!

By the way im a Christian.

2006-09-09 21:28:01 · answer #3 · answered by Queenie 4 · 0 2

That scenario seems bogus. Your mom must be a super prude or maybe she was just acting, perhaps to get attention.

2006-09-09 21:06:12 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 1 0

Obviously he doesnt want her visiting such a stupid place..hope shes learned her lesson, or is she planning on going back 4 more? This just proves that god doesnt like churches that much

2006-09-09 21:25:01 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0 2

God didn't have anything to do with it. You need to stop tormenting your Mother like that. You are in need of someone opening up a extra large can of whoop-a** on you!

2006-09-09 21:42:00 · answer #6 · answered by Papa WILL 6 · 0 1

Because God, in his love for you, gives you a choice to mock him or to love him--and gives that choice to all others. No matter your disrespect for the creator and savior of all life, he loves you still.

2006-09-09 21:26:56 · answer #7 · answered by Gestalt 6 · 1 1

HA!

hahahahahaahhaha...awesome. im sure god let it happen so the woman would be scarred. either that or the white people are trying to scare anyone not white out of the church.

2006-09-09 21:01:46 · answer #8 · answered by johnny_zondo 6 · 5 3

Your questions show how much you like potty humor. Silly.

2006-09-09 21:02:37 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0 1

God is always showing off to prudes like that. You didn't know he was black did you?

2006-09-09 21:07:09 · answer #10 · answered by MaqAtak 4 · 2 3

DANG! I knew I left that picture somewhere. Go and ask your mom to return it to me. Gimme back my porn!

2006-09-09 21:08:08 · answer #11 · answered by Bronweyn 3 · 2 2

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