here is my fart story its pretty good well one time i was in school high school at the time and you cant go up the stairs till the bell rings i went up a little early because i had godfathers pizza which kills my stomach any ways i knew i had a global warmer you know one of those farts that literly burns your *** hairs right off and is silent but could kill yourself with it type of farts anyways so i released it and as i rand down the hall i went to the bathroom to make sure i hadnt crapped myself thats how bad it was and i hid on the side to see when the other kids came up and when they did i heard what the bleep and holy bleep and one kid passed out they reviewed the school cameras and found out what i did and suspended me for one day can you imagine what i had to tell my parents they told people this story for years and for years people just cracked up the only kid to get kicked out because he caused harm to other students with farts lol
2006-09-09 20:08:35 · 11 answers · asked by Thomas A 1 in Family & Relationships ➔ Singles & Dating
LOL!!
I had one, but yours definitely tops it! I think YOU deserve the 10 points!!
2006-09-09 20:11:57 · answer #1 · answered by prayinfroggy 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LMAO too bad u didn't get away with it but still... ok, picture a smallish Australian Sedan, My bf in the driver's seat, one of his mates in the back seat behind me. This 'mate' had been tryin to cop a feel for about 20 mins solid n we had a long drive ahead. I had a bad pain in the guts ( the now mother in law's cooking was the culprit, talk about fartin fodder! Fffwwaarrr). So i adjusted in my seat to get more comfy n decided to put 1 foot on the dash, just above the heater vent. BTW it was winter at the time n the heaters were working hard. I let go the longest, quietest (bugga knows how!!) n stankiest fart I've ever been trapped in a car with! But i thought quickly too n cracked my window just a lil bit to main line that bad boy into the back seat. It took approx 2.3 secs after i did that for an allover 'aaaawwwww wtf !!!!! Who dropped that u....' So on n so on.I still don't know how i kept a straight face but i managed to, until i witnessed 2 old fashioned wind down windows in a '79 Holden Torana get wound down in a matter of seconds n 2 'so called' big tough guys hang their heads out in freezin cold air n breath deep...real deep. I burst out laughin then, i couldn't help it!! i damn near farted again i laughed so hard. All the while coppin **** from these two guys, who incidentally had forced me to endure numerous gut wrenching intestinal monstrosities of which they were the birth mothers! I say Pay Back's a ***** but f**k its funny when u can give someone a whiff of their own medicine!
2006-09-09 20:23:54 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 1⤋
I was about 12 my brother was 10, were in church and the minister is telling everyone what it is to sin, "when you do something that you know is wrong and you do it anyway" well right then my brother farted, a really loud one, and everyone in church heard it, I said, a little too loud, now thats a sin, and we started laughing out loud, and couldn't stop laughing, some people around us even laughed a little, it was funny,. Mon grabbed us by the ears and drug us out of there so fast, I felt sorry for how much we embarrassed her that day, but it is a sin right....hehe
2006-09-09 20:17:30 · answer #3 · answered by wizzard 4 · 4⤊ 0⤋
Hi Thomas, That was the best fart story i had ever heard. This happen to me 1 month ago. I was cleaning house and made my way to the den.There was the horrible stink, like rotten beans with S H I T in it.I ask my dad if one of the dogs had S H I T in the den.He said, I don't know.So, I tried to find a pile of S H I T in the floor,And that smell was still in the air.But i didn't find anything.And that nasty stinky smell was still there.I ask my dad one more time,Are you sure,And before i could finish,My dad started laughing and just about s h i t his pants.He was laughing so hard he farted again.I had to go outside this time.If you think your farts are bad,Try being around my dad.It's like you just fell into a sewer pond.You need a gas masks, NO S H I T.
Clowmy
2006-09-09 20:45:59 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 2⤋
2 stories.....
I had a friend who loved to light his farts....he told me he had a great one to light....he dropped his pants and got his lighter out and lit it...but he actually had diarrhea, and crapped all over his hand.
I had the worse farts for a week. Knowing that farts are flammable, I got an enema hose and attached one end to a trash bag, and inserted the other...I filled about half of the bag up, went outside and lit it.......big boom and a 5 ft fireball, scared the heck out of me :)
2006-09-09 20:43:22 · answer #5 · answered by Robert B 1 · 3⤊ 1⤋
When I was around 8 years old, me and my friends were playing hiding go seek. Four of us ran into the corner to hide from the person that was looking for us. I farted and blew our cover. It was hilarious at the time.
2006-09-09 20:18:01 · answer #6 · answered by Ad Just 4 · 4⤊ 1⤋
He friggin passed out?
That. Was. The BEST. Fart story. EVER.
You actually got suspended? For farting? Did they know that you farted?
2006-09-09 20:12:03 · answer #7 · answered by zee 1 · 2⤊ 0⤋
I WALKED INTO AN OFFICE,AND WHEN I TOOK A TURN THERE WAS AN EXECUTIVE OF THE OFFICE WALKING IN FRONT ME(WITHOUT REALIZING I WAS BEHIND HIM) HE FARTED. I WAS AMUSED. SUDDENLY HE SAW ONE OF HIS FEMALE COLLEAGUES COMING TO TALK TO HIM. HE HAD A FILE IN HIS HANDS. AND SUDDENLY I SAW HIM FRANTICALLY FANNING THE AIR BEHIND HIS BUMS WITH THE FILE.TILL DATE I LOL
2006-09-09 20:19:37 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 5⤊ 0⤋
my friend farted at camp into the smoke detector and it set off the fire alarm
2006-09-09 20:10:56 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 7⤊ 0⤋
ok well
i was with this girl in her house and i accidentally let a quite loud one rip. we both kind of stared at eachother and out of embarassment i said i had to leave. i jetted out of there.
2006-09-09 20:11:31 · answer #10 · answered by CH CH CH CHIA 3 · 1⤊ 2⤋