Steve, Bob and Jeff are working on a very high scaffolding. Suddenly, Steve falls off. He is killed instantaneously. After the ambulance leaves with Steve's body, Bob and Jeff realise they'll have to inform his wife. Bob says he's good at this sort of sensitive stuff, so he volunteers to do the job. After two hours he returns, carrying a six-pack of beer.
"So did you tell her ?" asks Jeff.
"Yep", replies Bob.
"Say, where did you get the six-pack ?
"She gave it to me."
"WHAT ??" exclaims Jeff, "You just told her her husband died and she gave you a six-pack ??"
"Sure," Bob says.
"WHY ?" asks Jeff.
"Well," Bob continues, "When she answered the door, I asked her, 'are you Steve's widow ? 'Widow ?', she said, 'No, no, you're mistaken, I'm not a widow !' So I said, "I'll bet you a six-pack you ARE
2006-09-09 20:06:34 · 27 answers · asked by .oh snap.london bridge.oh snap. 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
for the record...i didnt wirte this i copied and pasted it!
2006-09-09 20:13:30 · update #1
write** that was a TYPO not a MISPELL
2006-09-09 20:13:49 · update #2
LOL...wow.
2006-09-09 20:08:25 · answer #1 · answered by True H 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Good joke.
Most jokes here are copied and pasted. Not many real originals, so no need to type in a disclaimer.
Only thing with copying and pasting, you need to check the spelling, grammer, and punctuations, before you post them. I learned that from people making comments, after I had already posted the joke.
The Coffee Guy already has 6 jokes posted, just look for my picture.
2006-09-09 21:45:02 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Why is it a foul thought to play UNO with mexicans? hence of reality they are going to continuously thieve your green-enjoying enjoying cards. A Mexican and a Blackman are in a automobile. who's using? A cop what's the version between a blackman and a bench? A bench can help a relatives persons of four Why dosn't Mexico have an Olympic team? hence of reality anybody that would desire to run, bounce and swim is already right here.
2016-12-12 05:45:40 · answer #3 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ladies hostel caught Fire. It took 1 hour to bring the fire under control and another 3 hours to bring the firemen under control.
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Wife: If I sleep with your best friend what will be the first thought to come in your mind?
Husband: that you are a lesbian.
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Why did they stop printing Pamela Anderson stamps in the U.S ???
Because the people started licking the wrong side!
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Girl to hungry boyfriend: If my right leg was afternoon meal & left leg evening meal what would you prefer?
Boyfriend: Eating between meals !!!!
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Nobody is ever satisfied, Poor men wish they were rich, Rich men wish they were handsome, Bachelors wish they were married & Married men wish they were Dead!
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How do you teach a girl maths? Add a bed, subtract her clothes, divide her legs, enter your square root, leave your solution and hope she doesn’t multiply!
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Lady : “I want a good vibrator” Salesman: “Ma’am ! you may select one from our range that is displayed on that wall”
Lady : “O.K. I’ll take that red one”
Salesman: “Sorry, that’s our fire-extinguisher”;
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A divorced Couple were contesting for possession of the child. The mother said: “I gave birth to him - he’s mine” The father said: “I put a coin in the pepsi machine and a can comes out - the pepsi belongs to me! not to the machine !!”
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A girl says to her boyfriend, “One kiss and I’ll be yours forever.”
The guy says ‘thanks for the warning’
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A Husband Was Asked: “Do you talk to your wife after sex?” He replied:
“Depends, If I Can find a Phone”
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Definition of a Gynecologist: Someone who looks for problems where others look for pleasure!!!
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Man to wife on wedding night- “Are you sure I’m the first man you are sleeping with?’
“Of course honey, I stayed awake with all the others!’
2006-09-09 21:29:53 · answer #4 · answered by ravi_khanna234 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
What Bob didn't tell Jeff was that they had sex, so she's no longer a widow.
2006-09-09 20:25:31 · answer #5 · answered by GoingNoWhereFast 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
A widow
2006-09-09 20:11:25 · answer #6 · answered by Vecy 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
the answer is wrong-not no one u r!
i got a good clean joke--here is one watch questions and answers its about heaven and base ball get ready!!!! u may have to p first ok
2006-09-09 20:41:42 · answer #7 · answered by ? 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hahaha! Yeah.. good one! One of the funniest clean jokes I've ever read!
2006-09-09 20:11:10 · answer #8 · answered by ♥Cowgirl♥ 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Cngratulations a 10 out of 10 for you!!
I love your joke!
I just heard it right know, it's new to me
and it made me laugh, really.. i must share this to my friends!!
thanks for the laugh! awesome joke!!
2006-09-09 22:14:40 · answer #9 · answered by ~♥Andrea♥~ 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
good one
its funny
check this one
A little boy was doing his math homework.
He said to himself, "Two plus five, that son of a ***** is seven. Three plus six, that son of a ***** is nine...." His mother heard what he was saying and gasped, "What are you doing?"
The little boy answered, "I'm doing my math homework, Mom." "And this is how your teacher taught you to do it?" the mother asked. "Yes," he answered.
Infuriated, the mother asked the teacher the next day, "What are you teaching my son in math?"
The teacher replied, "Right now, we are learning addition." The mother asked, "And are you teaching them to say two plus two, that son of a ***** is four?" After the teacher stopped laughing, she answered, "What I taught them was, two plus two, THE SUM OF WHICH, is four.
2006-09-09 21:57:06 · answer #10 · answered by Kate Jones 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
a good one
2006-09-09 20:36:37 · answer #11 · answered by ♥Sapphire 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋