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to be honest i beat my meat lik it ows me money almost everyday is there any hope?

2006-09-09 19:41:00 · 11 answers · asked by fartnmartin 1 in Arts & Humanities Performing Arts

11 answers

SO YOU LIKE SAUSAGE

2006-09-09 19:43:23 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

If you're into playing drums almost all the time, then that is your passion right now. While something like that, which you enjoy so much, occupies your time, then you are less likely to find love, because you have less time to be available to spend your time meeting someone, and then time with that person building up a relationship. Not saying the drumming has to go, but maybe you have to think about what you do in your spare time ... i.e. making opportunities to get out more and socialise, do something different.

2006-09-10 02:58:54 · answer #2 · answered by aliantha2004 4 · 0 0

Wha? I don't understand how these girls can say no. Seriously.
All you need to do is find a girl who likes drummers. Go hang out with bands in clubs! You may find someone who wants to hook up and do a vocal-percussion album, or something.
And as for the other thing... you're a young guy, big deal. If it's less than four times a day, that's normal. If it's more, look up "sex addiction."

2006-09-10 04:25:05 · answer #3 · answered by Heather 3 · 0 0

Trombone players are happy? Nah. The difference between a dead trombone player and a dead chicken lying in the middle of the road is that there is a slight chance the chicken was on its way to a gig.

2006-09-11 14:17:16 · answer #4 · answered by Samurai Hoghead 7 · 0 0

Fartn, are you aware that women love to have sex with musicians? Get in a band and get ready to be beating them off with your stick. It doesn't matter what you look like, or how objectionable your personality is. If you play an instrument, chicks want to blow you.

2006-09-10 13:01:35 · answer #5 · answered by shabbathanks 3 · 0 0

...what? okay, so you love playing the drums. that's your passion right there, right? If you're talking about a relationship, well you just gotta get off your throne, go out, and meet new people! You're bound to find somebody!

2006-09-10 02:44:16 · answer #6 · answered by High On Life 5 · 0 0

If you only mentioned you played drums, I would say yes. But with the additional information . . . sorry, maybe not!

2006-09-10 02:47:55 · answer #7 · answered by jodneko 5 · 0 0

Love and self pleasure are not mutually exclusive. They aren't in the same catagory. Yeah, there's a girl out there for you.

2006-09-10 02:44:12 · answer #8 · answered by Super Rach 3 · 0 0

drummers never have happy lives, im sorry. now, trombone players, or flautists, those are happy people. i would suspect your biggest problem is that neither of your twin passions in life are thrilling to know about, or see, or be dreamy about. you have no time for the pleasanter things of life. the things women really dig.

2006-09-10 02:55:50 · answer #9 · answered by Dallas 2 · 0 1

changing your screen name will do wonders with the ladies.

uh...the other thing that you do behind closed doors is your own business, but uh...telling all us ladies that you do in fact beat it all the time probably lessens our chances of finding you attractive or nice to be around.

2006-09-10 02:44:11 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

lmao yes some day!

2006-09-10 05:15:58 · answer #11 · answered by dark^wishy 4 · 0 0

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