i think we might be drinking some cool ice tea and winking at each other. repent and you can join us. refuse and it's barbacue time. what do you say????
2006-09-09 19:26:59 · 31 answers · asked by mr_master_of_domain 2 in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
I think i would rather roast...what do u say about that?
2006-09-09 19:29:02 · answer #1 · answered by Madison 2 · 1⤊ 1⤋
Yeah! If that's your idea of Jesus, then I'd rather roast in hell rather than worship him. Brings to mind Nero drinking and eating merrily while Rome is burning.! What a joke your concept of GOD is! No wonder Islam is the fastest growing religion in the world today!
2006-09-10 02:55:57 · answer #2 · answered by cellm8te 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
IF I go to hell, the first thing I'll do is ask Satan to reserve a special place for you, just as far away from you as possible, since NO ONE should have to endure the wailing that you will be doing for a second, let alone for an eternity! Read the Book of John, and then read In Proverbs what God thinks of one who gloats when his enemy trips!
I close with a prayer: "Dearest Jesus, please protect me from your 'followers'!"
2006-09-10 02:53:16 · answer #3 · answered by Helmut 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I am going to spend time "hanging out" with Jesus, however there is much more to heaven than that.
Other things I intend doing in heaven include :
Meeting many who have gone there already (I haven't made it yet)
Exploring the earth and the universe
Sking, sailing, canoeing hiking
Enjoying a life that will never end.
Those who don't make it will be filled with their lusts and desires wwithout hope of fulfilling them - a happy existance? I think not.
2006-09-10 02:29:30 · answer #4 · answered by jemhasb 7 · 0⤊ 2⤋
I'm not sure that's a fair representation of Jesus. He will be feeling very sad for the loss of so many spiritual brothers and sisters and he won't be celebrating that loss. Just because they made mistakes do you really think he loves them less?
2006-09-10 02:35:51 · answer #5 · answered by Carolyn T 5 · 1⤊ 1⤋
Harp lessons? Carpentry course? Bible study? Sounds great. (By the way, that's Jesus and I. Show some respect to grammar.)
2006-09-10 02:30:05 · answer #6 · answered by mlamb56 4 · 1⤊ 1⤋
If you're in heaven, I'd rather be in hell. But you wont be in heaven and I wont be in hell, 'cause they don't exist.If there is an afterlife, it'll be for each and everyone one of us who's interested. Let's hope it's big enough for the both of us.
2006-09-10 04:58:32 · answer #7 · answered by chocolatebunny 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I will be praying for you. you have no right to judge. have you ever read the bible? if that's your perception of how a Christians should view none believers then I truly feel sorry for you.
2006-09-10 03:27:36 · answer #8 · answered by TiTi 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I think threatening people isn't the best way to convince people. Just be the best person you can be like Jesus wants and go from there.
2006-09-10 02:34:23 · answer #9 · answered by ? 6 · 3⤊ 1⤋
Heaven for climate, Hell for the company..." I guess me and Mark Twain will be winking as we sip our mint juleps (the beverage of choice in Hell).
2006-09-10 02:30:53 · answer #10 · answered by wendy g 7 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Look not for the mote in someone else's eye, before removing the 4x4 from your own.
2006-09-10 02:37:36 · answer #11 · answered by Dr. Nightcall 7 · 2⤊ 1⤋