2006-09-09 19:18:28 · 9 answers · asked by ♫♪♫TAY-LUR♫♪♫ 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
how's this?
A farmer is sitting in the neighborhood bar getting soused. A man comes in and asks the farmer, "Hey, why are you sitting here on this beautiful day getting drunk?"
Farmer: Some things you just can't explain.
Man: So what happened that's so horrible?
Farmer: Well, today I was sitting by my cow milking her. Just as I got the bucket about full, she took her left leg and kicked over the bucket.
Man: Ok, but that's not so bad.
Farmer: Some things you just can't explain.
Man: So what happened then?
Farmer: I took her left leg and tied it to the post on the left.
Man: and then?
Farmer: Well, I sat back down and continued to milk her. Just as I got the bucket about full, she took her right leg and kicked over the bucket.
Man: Again?
Farmer: Some things you just can't explain.
Man: So, what did you do then?
Farmer: I took her right leg this time and tied it to the post on the right.
Man: and then?
Farmer: Well, I sat back down and began milking her again. Just as got the bucket about full, the stupid cow knocked over the bucket with her tail.
Man: Hmmm...
Farmer: Some things you just can't explain.
Man: So, what did you do?
Farmer: Well, I didn't have any more rope, so I took off my belt and tied her tail to the rafter. In that moment, my pants fell down and my wife walked in.....
2006-09-09 19:37:53 · answer #1 · answered by miracleMB 3 · 3⤊ 0⤋
There once was a green man, he had a girlfriend. One day, his girl wanted to visit him but he was still bathing. He went out to see his girl but his towel dropped and she saw the green man's green d!ck. The girl ran out the door and across the road, but she was hit by a truck and died. What the moral of the story?
Moral: Never cross the road while the green man is flashing.
2006-09-10 10:01:55 · answer #2 · answered by Sylas Grayson 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋
What did the dog say as he was staring at the ceiling? Roof! Roof! What did the dog say after wiping his butt with sandpaper? Ruff! Ruff!
2006-09-10 02:49:19 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
When your life is full of the darkness.Please close your eyes and pray to God.
Then,if u look the darkness stay around u.Hence,
pay your electric bill..........:)
Nice day!
2006-09-10 03:50:06 · answer #4 · answered by ryn 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋
how many men does it take to open a beer can?
none it should be open when she brings it!
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in the beginning god created earth then rested,
then god made man and rested,
then god made woman and since then neither god nor man has rested
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how do u know when a woman is about to say something really smart?
if she starts with: "a man once told me"
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i think that's enough for 1 day
cheers!
2006-09-10 02:39:35 · answer #5 · answered by X.MetalHead.X 2 · 0⤊ 2⤋
I have no jokes at present. sorry.
Would you let me know your email id so that we could chat, untill your friend gets online.......
2006-09-10 09:48:44 · answer #6 · answered by Electric 7 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Sorry, I have already posted my funny jokes.
You will have to look for my picture to read them.
2006-09-10 04:47:53 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
see ur face in the mirror.....................
2006-09-10 03:08:20 · answer #8 · answered by asshu 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋
hey ...
y u don't you sleep with me ?? i am also feeling ... do it???
2006-09-10 02:28:00 · answer #9 · answered by DevilRules 1 · 0⤊ 4⤋