how do you get it back in?

Question

tali and Foley were having dinner at a restaurant one night when tali noticed a spoon in their waiters apron. tali didn’t think too much of this until another waiter came over with glasses of water. he, too, sported a spoon in his apron. tali told Foley of her observation, and as they both looked around the room, they could see that all waiters had spoons in their aprons. when the first waiter returned to take their order, tali asked, 'what’s with the spoons, waiter?' 'well,’ explained the waiter, this place is under new management, and our new boss has all these fantastic ideas about how to improve efficiency. apparently he read some study about how patrons drop spoons on the floor 80 percent more often than any other utensil. so now we all carry a spoon with us to cut down our trips to the kitchen and save time.' just as he concluded, a 'ch-ching' came from the table behind him, and he quickly replaced the fallen spoon with one from his pocket. 'I’ll grab another spoon the next time I’m in the kitchen instead of making a special trip,’ he proudly explained. Tali and Foley were both impressed, and sat back to wait for their meal. When the waiter came over again to bring them their steaks, Foley noticed a black plastic cord protruding from the waiters fly. A quick look around the room revealed that a similar piece of cord dangled out of each waiters fly
‘excuse me,’ said Foley to their waiter, a little embarrassed. ‘what’s the deal with the cord hanging out of your fly?’
‘oh, that,’ smiled the waiter. ‘that’s another good idea the new boss came up with to save time in the bathroom.’
‘how’s that?’
‘you see, we use the cord to pull out our p-e-n-I-s-e-s at the urinal and thereby eliminate the need to was our hands, cutting time spent in the bathroom by over 95 percent!’
‘oh, that makes sense,’ said Foley, thinking through the process. ‘hey, wait a minute. If the cord helps you pull it out, how do you get it back in?’
‘well,’ the waiter whispered, ‘I don’t know about the other guys, but I use my spoon

Answer 1

That's funny, but the waiters should be real glad the customers weren't dropping forks or knives.

Answer 2

that funny lolwrotf (laughing out loud while rolling on the floor) giving u a 10

Answer 3

2 points

Answer 4

Can he balance the spoon on the end of it?

Answer 5

mebe they have a cord coming out the bakc of their bants connected to a fork.. plus.. i just want to say... OMG THEY SAVE LIKE 2 MINUTES SO STUPID OMG WHY DID YOU ASK THIS QUESTION?

Answer 6

oh thats funny

Answer 7

funny

Answer 8

Heard it

Answer 9

good one

Answer 10

i heard that b4,still a classic.