a ventriloquist walked into a Kansas town and saw a farmer with his dog.
ventriloquist='hey, cool dog. mind if I speak to him?'
farmer='dogs don’t talk!'
ventriloquist='is this your owner?'(pointing at the farmer)
dog='yep'
ventriloquist='does he treat you well?'
dog='yeah, great. he walks me every day, feeds me great food, couldn’t be better.'
farmer=(look of disbelief)
ventriloquist='mind if I talk to your horse?'
farmer='horses don’t talk!'
ventriloquist='hey horse, how’s it going?'
horse='not bad, not bad.'
farmer=(look of disbelief)
ventriloquist='is this your owner?'(pointing at farmer)
horse='yep'
ventriloquist='how’s he treat you?'
horse='really well. lots of fresh hay and oats, he rides me every day, and the water is always clean.'
farmer=(look of disbelief)
ventriloquist='mind if I talk to your SHEEP?'
farmer=(stuttering, and hardly able to talk).... 'th-th-them sheep are nothing but liars!'
2006-09-09 18:33:02 · 20 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
hahaha
I wonder what stories we'd hear if aniomals could really talk.
2006-09-09 19:02:04 · answer #1 · answered by Ruthie1959 6 · 1⤊ 1⤋
Cause farmers like to bugger sheep.
2006-09-10 01:35:17 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
the sheep were gonna say that he is a bad owner.
2006-09-10 01:35:49 · answer #3 · answered by .oh snap.london bridge.oh snap. 3 · 2⤊ 0⤋
LOL. I love it! LOL. Great joke. LOL
Have a great new week, and God Bless.
2006-09-10 16:17:26 · answer #4 · answered by jfmm 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Funny stuff man.
2006-09-10 01:38:11 · answer #5 · answered by deathdealer 5 · 2⤊ 0⤋
HAHAHAHAHAHA
The farmer is attracted to sheep.
2006-09-10 01:36:48 · answer #6 · answered by cubanzgar 1 · 1⤊ 1⤋
Hahaha. That's good! I think I've heard that one before, but it's still good! Very amusing. Thanks for the free entertainment! (Don't know why I just said that)
2006-09-10 01:36:44 · answer #7 · answered by BonnieBlue85 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
you don't understand why the farmer said that? the farmer probably bones them
2006-09-10 01:35:02 · answer #8 · answered by JO M 1 · 1⤊ 2⤋
Dirty farmer
Yeah, I got the joke
2006-09-10 01:35:17 · answer #9 · answered by Kat 5 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Not a bad joke, but presentation needs work
2006-09-10 01:35:05 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 3⤋