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So this is really embarassing but its a big problem. I'm new with this computer stuff, and I was in yahoo chat in the adult rooms and this girl with really big hoohas had a webcam and i was watching and she was shakin them every which way and dang it was some nifty stuff. so i was getting all hot and bothered, but not ya know "completely stimulated." so i told the girl on the webcam and she suggested putting some lotion in the floppy drive and put my, um "floppy disk" and kinda go at it. well it was AWESOME at first, but then it started to hurt and i was getting bigger and now i'm stuck, and it hurts.
my parents are coming home soon and i don't want them to see me like this and i'm scared and my peebug hurts. also i can't reach the remote and wings comes on in 17 minutes and i don't know how i'm gonna get to watch it....
so my question is...does anybody know any later times that wings comes on??

2006-09-09 18:14:25 · 14 answers · asked by Anonymous in Consumer Electronics Other - Electronics

14 answers

You should be a stand up comidian.Thanks for the laugh.Wings is on at midnight, channel 10....

2006-09-09 18:18:43 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 2 0

Lol, nice dude, i doubt this is really happening or else how could you type out this full paragraph with all the punctuation corrrect? If it is true which is unlikely then you should think about something gross like making out with a relative then it should shrink enough for you to pull it out.

2006-09-09 18:24:46 · answer #2 · answered by LalaLola 2 · 1 0

Sounds like you better go take a cold shower, and stay off the web cams!!

2006-09-09 18:17:40 · answer #3 · answered by nameizmel 2 · 1 0

Accept the inevitable...your parents will come home and catch you, then it will shrink out of humiliation. Prepare to be grounded.
Wings is the least of your worries.......

2006-09-09 18:21:17 · answer #4 · answered by Milkaholic 6 · 1 0

That is sad if you were actually able to fit your wee wee in the floppy drive. that is small man.

2006-09-09 18:16:30 · answer #5 · answered by thesweetestthings24 5 · 2 0

Go to bed

2006-09-09 18:16:20 · answer #6 · answered by Baby Jack born 4/5/09 4 · 1 0

LOL. Wow. If this is real, Im sorry, and if its not, you should write novels because your imagination is grand.

2006-09-09 18:16:56 · answer #7 · answered by Jess 4 · 1 0

2 points, canasta-brains, 2 points.

2006-09-09 18:46:11 · answer #8 · answered by voiceoverman 2 · 0 1

LMFAO!!!

I cant awnser ur q but u made me laugh really hard....

Good Luck!

2006-09-09 18:16:57 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 1 0

are you serious?? is that possible.. ?? lol!! is it still stuck ?? you should ask someone to help you pull it out then!! lol!

2006-09-09 18:18:51 · answer #10 · answered by rocker_girl 4 · 1 0

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