a tourist dining in a five star restaurant noticed that the waiter had his thumb in every dish he served. when the chicken soup came out, the waiters thumb was resting in it, when the lamb casserole was brought to the table, the waiters thumb was in it, and when the hot apple pie for dessert was brought out, again, the waiters thumb was in it
‘what’s going on here?' demanded the tourist. you’ve had your thumb in every dish I’ve been brought. its disgusting.' the waiter said, ‘I have arthritis in my thumb and must keep it warm.
the tourist was furious. I don’t care, you filthy bastard, putting your thumb in my food. why don’t you stick it up your a-s-s!'
'I do,' replied the waiter. 'in the kitchen.'
2006-09-09 18:07:24 · 16 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Hi Juan, LOL that was great.You just made my nite. I am still laughing.Got anymore funny jokes??
Clowmy
2006-09-09 18:45:09 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Funny joke. But never piss off anyone that handles or prepares your food.
2006-09-10 02:51:52 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Did he pull out a plum?
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2006-09-10 01:12:43 · answer #3 · answered by ? 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Yuck, I'm not eating there
lol
2006-09-10 01:10:23 · answer #4 · answered by Ruthie1959 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
lol funny got to give it to u ill give u a ten
2006-09-10 22:07:18 · answer #5 · answered by mommy to be 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
LOL where do you get all of these hilarious jokes from?
2006-09-10 02:10:19 · answer #6 · answered by roxi_biloxi 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
LMAO!
but the real question is, have he eaten the food?
2006-09-10 01:20:05 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Funny!! Hell no I would never eat there again.
2006-09-10 01:10:24 · answer #8 · answered by jennifer s 1 · 1⤊ 0⤋
ROFLMAO! That's a good one and no, I wouldn't go back there. hee hee
2006-09-10 01:09:42 · answer #9 · answered by Ricky 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
heck no techno!
2006-09-10 01:11:18 · answer #10 · answered by .oh snap.london bridge.oh snap. 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋