A travling entertainer enters a bar. He is a ventrilaquist so he takes out his dummy. He decides to start out w/ some blond jokes. All of a sudden, a blond lady stands up. Shes pissed off bad, and screams "Listen here you little f*cker!". The lady goes on a tirade about how ignorrant people who tell jokes like that are keeping blond women like her down in society. Taken aback, the man starts to apologise, but the blond interuppts him. She says "Im not talking to you! I'm talking to the little wooden bas*ard on your knee!"
haha lol! whatcha think? rate it out of 10. and give me a thumbs up or thumbs down! thx!
2006-09-09 18:00:45 · 21 answers · asked by .oh snap.london bridge.oh snap. 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
will u guys read my last question?
2006-09-09 18:41:58 · update #1
it has reli good meaning.
2006-09-09 18:42:11 · update #2
I'm blonde but I still loved it!!!!
2006-09-09 18:06:36 · answer #1 · answered by Cricket 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
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2006-09-10 08:45:06 · answer #2 · answered by jason 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
6
2006-09-10 01:33:36 · answer #3 · answered by the_general1213 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
9/10!! here's 2 more...
There was a blonde driving down the road one day. She glanced to her right and noticed another blonde sitting in a nearby field. She was in a boat rowing, with no water in sight. The blonde angrily pulled her car over and yelled at the rowing blonde, “What do you think you're doing? It's things like this that give us blondes a bad name. If I could swim, I'd come out there and kick your butt!”
Three blondes were taking a walk in the country when they came upon a line of tracks. The first blonde said, "Those must be deer tracks!"
The second blonde said, "No, stupid, anyone can tell those are rabbit tracks!"
The third blonde said, "No, you idiots, those are horse tracks!"
They where still arguing ten minutes later when a train hit them.
2006-09-10 01:08:32 · answer #4 · answered by Bobby 3 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Cute
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2006-09-10 01:08:19 · answer #5 · answered by Ruthie1959 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
10 out of 10. now, you give me a 10
2006-09-10 01:07:00 · answer #6 · answered by ankit pruthi 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
try substituting words instead of the vanaquilisters-thanks and it was good for a blonde tellin it-otherwise its a hairest joke not sexist
2006-09-10 04:03:49 · answer #7 · answered by ? 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
OMG!! a 20 out of 10!! I like your Joke girL!!
girL power!!
2006-09-10 05:20:53 · answer #8 · answered by ~♥Andrea♥~ 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
nice 7
2006-09-10 01:14:20 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
6 out of ten
2006-09-10 02:12:15 · answer #10 · answered by roxi_biloxi 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
8 THUMBS UP!
2006-09-10 01:12:30 · answer #11 · answered by ♫♪♫TAY-LUR♫♪♫ 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋