a guy walks into a club and sits down. he starts dialing numbers on his hand, as if using a telephone, then holds an animated discussion with his fingers. the club owner notices and walks up to him. 'listen, buddy. this is a rough club. I don’t want any fights breaking out here, so you better stop that funny business of yours.'
the guy says, 'look, pal. I’m not trying to start anything. I’m just a high Tec guy I’ve had a phone inserted into my hand so I can always be contacted. whenever my wife or agent want to call me, they can, without the batteries dying. by the way, where’s the bathroom?' the club owner points the way and the guy walks off. after 20 minutes go by and the guy hasn’t emerged from the bathroom, the club owner starts to get a little worried. after all, the club attracted some rather nasty people sometimes. fearing the worst, he goes into the bathroom. he finds the guy leaning towards the wall, spread eagled. his pants are pulled down and he has a roll of toilet paper sticking out of his butt.
‘oh s-h-I-t!’ said the club owner. ‘did the rob you? Are you hurt?’
the guy turns and says, ’oh, I’m fine. I’m just waiting for a fax.’
2006-09-09 17:45:27 · 17 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
lol. too much technologoy made this guy completely mental.
2006-09-09 18:26:18 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Guy standing at a urinal, making small talk, asks the guy next to him " how ya doin'?" Neighbor Say's "holding my own", then adds " but I really don't like being here 'cause this is where all the pricks hang out."
2006-09-09 20:21:14 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
Dude sometimes the latest technology isn't always the best!
2006-09-09 17:49:17 · answer #3 · answered by Celeste P 7 · 3⤊ 0⤋
Ask if would he like a beer though he's really intelligent I wouldn't expect him to except it
2006-09-09 17:53:57 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
lol that is funny got to give u a10
2006-09-10 15:03:46 · answer #5 · answered by mommy to be 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
lol very funny. Thumbs up.
2006-09-09 17:53:41 · answer #6 · answered by psych0bug 5 · 2⤊ 0⤋
He'd have to go. . .maybe call some mental health techs to pick him up. . .
2006-09-09 17:48:09 · answer #7 · answered by In God's Image 5 · 2⤊ 0⤋
funny
2006-09-09 23:17:40 · answer #8 · answered by aawatson3 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
coool joke man.....burst out laughing aur kya
2006-09-09 17:49:28 · answer #9 · answered by Artist * 2 · 2⤊ 0⤋
^_^ many jokes like that just different version, same punchline
2006-09-09 19:46:53 · answer #10 · answered by ettezzil 5 · 0⤊ 1⤋