The Auricular Collective of the Spork?

Question

Im starting my own religion and need some disciples whos up for it?

Answer 1

If you can do anything cooler than walking on water or turning fish into bread, I'm in.

Answer 2

It's not very healthy to stick sporks in your ear. Much less a collection of them. I can't see many people joining you. Unless they are already deaf.

But good luck. The world needs more religions. Eventually ONE of them will be the right to bring an end to war for all times. Why not those who keep a collection of pointy plastic spoons in their ears?

Answer 3

Your religion is a lie, I have already started the one and only true church. "The second reformed church of comparative mythology"Copyright pending.
A brief and wonder full history of the Church.
In a moment of clarity while pa-rousing the aluminum foil deflector beanie site on the web and making a aluminum suit for my miniature dachshund I decided to form The CHURCH of comparative mythology. I had great success and Being the infallible leader many spiritual epiphanies. I succeeded in gaining one convert my son. However he left the church to become a christian like his mother as soon as he was capable of speech.
This of course was a very dark time in the history of the CHURCH of comparative mythology, There was a great schism and the elders of twelve in my head decided to rename the church ."The Second Reformed church of comparative mythology" Copyright pending,
Give up your quest . the road of multy functional utensils leads to sloth and gluttony. repent
I'm not sure yet if I can handle another schism and of yet so I can not ask you to join my church at least not without asking the elders .BUT of course you can send money to a post office box i will get if you email me and prove you are not the evil one.
Yours truly the Infallible leader of the "Second reformed church of comparative mythology" copyright pending