one night a bartender notices this hideous guy at the far end of the bar with several hot women around him. the bartender says to him, ‘please don’t get offended when I tell you this, but I couldn’t help but notice you have several beautiful women hanging all over you
forgive my honesty, but you are not exactly the most handsome person I’ve ever seen. in fact, you’re quite ugly. now, normally, I would think these ladies are attracted to you because of your money, but I can tell by the way you’re dressed and the fact that they are buying YOU drinks, its not the money. tell me, sir, what is it about you that attracts all these babes?'
the man paused a moment, licked his eyebrows, and said, ‘I haven’t the faintest idea.'
2006-09-09 16:24:32 · 19 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
I dont get it plzz contact me and explain it to me..........cute avatar by the way
2006-09-09 16:28:27 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
The licking of the eyebrows signifies that he has an extremely long mobile mass of muscular tissue covered with mucous membrane which is located in the oral cavity that he promptly uses to inspect the vaginal cavities of the pretty ladies.
2006-09-09 23:26:55 · answer #2 · answered by God's Honest Truth 3 · 0⤊ 3⤋
i love it giving u a 1001
2006-09-09 23:27:31 · answer #3 · answered by mommy to be 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Wishfull thinking,funny but I have underwear older than that joke! Sorry!
2006-09-09 23:53:42 · answer #4 · answered by basscatcher 4 · 0⤊ 2⤋
Woof! That's a good one
2006-09-09 23:42:59 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
How does he lick his eyebrows?? Is he a dog or something?? A snake?? What is going on here?
2006-09-09 23:32:30 · answer #6 · answered by Slugbug13 3 · 0⤊ 3⤋
thatz just wild to me i wish all that was like a movie dude
2006-09-10 00:14:45 · answer #7 · answered by Shorty B 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋
this is the best joke I've read so far tonight!!
2006-09-10 06:36:10 · answer #8 · answered by aawatson3 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I dont get the joke or the punch line.
2006-09-09 23:34:12 · answer #9 · answered by shanelle045 2 · 0⤊ 3⤋
funny little kick, gotta be thinking to get that one...
2006-09-10 00:16:20 · answer #10 · answered by Shy Town 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋