So I'm sharing them again, hope you enjoy! Let me know, Thanks!
Bible funnies:
Q. What kind of man was Boaz before he married?
A. Ruthless.
Q. What do they call pastors in Germany?
A. German Shepherds.
Q. Who was the greatest Financier in the Bible?
A. Noah. He was floating his stock while everyone else was in liquidation.
Q. Who was the greatest female financier in the Bible?
A. Pharaoh's daughter. She went down to the bank of the Nile and drew out a little prophet.
Q. What kind of motor vehicles are in the Bible?
A. Jehovah drove Adam and Eve out of the Garden in fury. David's Triumph was heard throughout the land. Also, probably a Honda, because the apostles were all in one Accord.
Q. Who was the greatest comedian in the Bible?
A. Samson. He brought the house down.
Q. What excuse did Adam give to his children as to why he no longer lived in Eden?
A. Your mother ate us out of house and home.
Q. Which servant of God was the most flagrant lawbreaker in the Bible?
A. Moses. He broke all 10 commandments at once.
Q. Which area of Palestine was especially wealthy?
A. The area around Jordan. The banks were always overflowing.
Q. Who is the greatest baby sitter mentioned in the Bible?
A. David. He rocked Goliath to a very deep sleep.
Q. Which Bible character had no parents?
A. Joshua, son of Nun.
Q. Why didn't they play cards on the Ark?
A. Because Noah was standing on the deck. (Groannn...)
PS... Did you know it's wrong for a woman to make coffee?
Yup, it's in the Bible. It says . . . "Hebrews"
2006-09-09 16:22:26 · 14 answers · asked by basscatcher 4 in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
I can't tell you how much I enjoyed reading this post. It's easy to get depressed reading the posts of so many people who are wandering through life angry at God for some pain in their life for which He was not responsible. God would remove all this pain if they would just let Him. It's refreshing to see joy in the words of a believer in the true and living God.
2006-09-09 16:59:42 · answer #1 · answered by yagman 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL some of thes are really good check out All Clean & Family Safe Chrisian Jokes.com very funny place.
2006-09-09 23:26:53 · answer #2 · answered by tracy 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Yes, there seems to be a little humor in almost everything. Even the Bible.
Have a great day!
2006-09-09 23:34:25 · answer #3 · answered by Uncle Alf 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
These were cute! I've passed these on to a Christian friend, and I think she'll get a kick out of them.
2006-09-09 23:30:14 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
And who was the shortest person in the Bible?
Knee-himiah is INCORRECT!
It's the Shuhite woman.
2006-09-09 23:35:30 · answer #5 · answered by Bob L 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Those are some good jokes!!! LOL Thank you God Bless, good night
2006-09-09 23:32:34 · answer #6 · answered by Tammy C 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
a nice late night laugh.
2006-09-09 23:28:28 · answer #7 · answered by Lexi 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hebrews! HA HA HA HA. These were great. Didn't see them the first time around.. Thanks for a smile before bedtime!!!!
2006-09-09 23:24:24 · answer #8 · answered by ray of sunshine 4 · 3⤊ 0⤋
Thanks I was going to have to search to find your post to find these again! We were just talking about these here at my house! So the Lord led you to repost them!!!!!!
2006-09-09 23:24:52 · answer #9 · answered by Makemeaspark 7 · 3⤊ 1⤋
That is funny
2006-09-09 23:34:17 · answer #10 · answered by Josh S 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋