three couples visited the local minister to see how to become members of his church. the minister said that they would have to go without sex for two weeks and then come back and tell him how it went
the first couple was retired, the second couple was middle aged, and the third couple was newlywed
two weeks went by and the couples returned to the minister. the retired couple said that it was no problem at all. the middle aged couple said that it was tough for the first week, but it was no problem after that. the newly weds said that it was fine until she dropped the can of paint
'can of PAINT?' exclaimed the minister. 'yeah,' said the newlywed man. 'she dropped the can and bent over to pick it up. I’m sorry to say that I had to have her right there and then. lust took over. we were out of control.'
the minister just shook his head, and said that they were no longer welcome in the church
'oh, that’s okay,’ sighed the man. 'we're no longer welcome in the hardware store either
2006-09-09 16:07:05 · 11 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
lol! that was sooooo funny!
2006-09-09 16:09:56 · answer #1 · answered by .oh snap.london bridge.oh snap. 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
lol they just keep getting funny ill give u 100
2006-09-09 23:14:26 · answer #2 · answered by mommy to be 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
i just said they couldn't do that anymore in the hardware store
2006-09-09 23:23:14 · answer #3 · answered by The Lonely Fatman 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Heard it before but it's still cute!
2006-09-09 23:11:17 · answer #4 · answered by Papa John 6 · 0⤊ 1⤋
lol, lmao, rogl, roglmao!!! thats freakin awesome!
2006-09-10 00:42:44 · answer #5 · answered by ♥♪♫[K]ath² [BUTT '14 ツ]♫♪♥™ 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
lol. that's a good one! never heard it before!
2006-09-09 23:11:37 · answer #6 · answered by la_gurl 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
hahahaha
2006-09-09 23:15:45 · answer #7 · answered by allison_smith0 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
hahahahahaaaaaa! ohh snap!!!
2006-09-09 23:44:25 · answer #8 · answered by Tina N 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
gross but hilarious!! lol
2006-09-10 00:14:25 · answer #9 · answered by artsiemonkey 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
that was hilarious...
2006-09-10 00:33:44 · answer #10 · answered by Shy Town 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋